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[deadlyanthrax]

Ok, I'm writing this because I have a lot of rage at the moment and if I don't get it all out then I'm going to end up snapping at people, like I just did to my poor mother on the phone when she asked "How's my baby

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[inthereeperbahn]

well i would presume the way to lose about 8 pounds at least is to HAVE YOUR BABY. o.O so tell them that if its sooooo important to their wellbeing to know

you should just wear your fangs all the time and snarl at everyone til they back off :D or pepper spray people who feel you up without permission cos thats just not on

[deadlyanthrax]

Some people are massively concerned about it on my behalf, seemingly. It's weird though, I mean you don't go up to obese people and say "You're really fat. Have you considered liposuction?" but telling us spawning females that a caesarian plus tummy tuck is the only way to go if we "ever want to be the same again" is fine.

This is a brilliant plan. Next person who puts their hands on me and asks if it's ok after they've already done it is getting bit. They have it coming.

[inthereeperbahn]

people are just nosy fuckers!! anyway why would you want to pop back like an elastic band after? your body is making another PERSON, thats amazing, its like magic and so what if you dont look like a teenage virgin no more who aint never done nothing more physicaly difficult or brilliant than pickign your nose, you aint meant to. Ollys mum and Lindsays mum are the most beautiful woman i ever known in my whole life and they never got tummy tucks or nothing, AND they are old :P so fuck what people think cos you are going to be hot forever no matter how many babies you make

[deadlyanthrax]

I don't know, it takes nine months to make a baby but if you don't get it all off in six weeks you're a massive failure according to some people. Whenever 'slebs have babies they're hounded by people taking pictures of them looking like they've... just had a baby (shock! horror!) so a lot of them do exercise like mad because they have a full time nanny and a personal trainer and people to bodyguard the fridge and thousands people who'll mock them if they don't, so now normal people think that that's what you're supposed to do. Have the baby and slip straight back into the size 6 jeans.

I don't know, it's not as though I'm keen on getting bigger and whatever but it's not helping when people treat it like it's the only thing that matters.

[scratch_gabba]

what the fuck someone wouldnt give you tea? aint you aloud tea when your pregnant for real? Thats such bollocks. I hope you complained to her manager.

just ignore people yeah. youll get the weight off again eventualy an by the time your skinny again they'll all still be prinkles.

[deadlyanthrax]

You're not supposed to have more than 150-300mg of caffeine a day. I asked for something that had no caffeine at all in it, but even if I had asked for a cup of black tea that's only 45mg and well within what's reasonable. As it happens I try to avoid caffeine as much as is humanly possibly because I like to play it safe, but I am not cool with other people, particularly ignorant strangers, trying to micromanage my life for me. You'd think I'd gone in smoking a crack pipe and swigging from a bottle of tequila from the way she treated me. Ugh, anyway. People are arses, lesson learned.

To be honest I'm just am getting antsy, I want to have the baby and be done with being pregnant.

ANYWAY, rant over, I ain't seen you hereabouts in a while, how are things stranger?

[scratch_gabba]

hang on what your only aloud 300mg a DAY? thats like what just two cups of coffee?

Thank CHRIST i can never get pregnant :-O

yeah im alrgiht... well I was until i read that thats brutal!