Nine. [voice]

[deadlesbian]

Well then, today I've done laundry, cooked lunch, and had a bit of a wank in the shower.

...oh god, why did I just say that?

Stupid curses. If I say anything else, just... not my fault, okay?

[ooc: Telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.]

Comments

[bass_on_fire]

... Yeow.

[deadlesbian]

Sorry. It's not like I do it a lot. Just... sometimes.

...God I need to shut up.

[bass_on_fire]

It's okay. Not like I'm gonna get mad at you for that.

Just... Kind of threw me off-guard.

[deadlesbian]

Curse. Has to be. Normally I don't advertise my touching myself. Because you just don't do that.

[thuggincornrows]

[Riley isn't familiar with the word "wank" but he can pretty much figure out the meaning. He's going to be laughing his ass off right now]

[punchlikeagirl]

Just... wow.

[deadlesbian]

Not my fault! Well, obviously the wanking is my fault, but not the fact that I'm discussing it.

[punchlikeagirl]

Riiiiiight.

[deadlesbian]

Curse! I do not normally discuss this sort of thing, even if I sometimes wonder how you'd react if I did.

[eastwick_bitch]

Way to keep it real.

[deadlesbian]

Hey, we all do it.

[eastwick_bitch]

And talk about it?

[deadlesbian]

Well, not that. But I seem to be stuck unable to not say what's exactly on my mind.