Five

[deadlesbian]

...Right. I apologize now if you are offended by any number I throw your way.

I can't seem to stop. And I can't seem to do anything but be totally honest.

Stupid curses.

Comments

[deadlesbian]

I'll take it.

And you, well... eight and half, I think. The artistic side gives a definite boost.

[neurotoxins]

Numbers?

[deadlesbian]

Scale of one to ten, one being the 'ugh' in ugly and ten being 'shag me now', of course.

[neurotoxins]

Well that's interesting. I guess this must be a curse. Or maybe people randomly do that here.

[deadlesbian]

Curse. Not something I'm given to doing, normally.

At least not out loud.

voice;

[wishsrequiem]

People will be offended either way.

[deadlesbian]

Well, of course. I'm just giving my apology up front.

And as you're a bloke, you get a two, sorry.

[wishsrequiem]

No need to be, honestly.

[deadlesbian]

Yes, well, I try not to come off as a she-woman man-hater. Just... really not interested.

[sings4dragons]

I think I'm glad this one passed me by.

[deadlesbian]

Disqualified on account of age!

But you're very pretty, any way.

[sings4dragons]

I'm not that young!

[deadlesbian]

...Wait, how old are you now?

[punchlikeagirl]

I can take total honesty.

[deadlesbian]

...Did you really think you were getting anything other than a ten?

[punchlikeagirl]

Well, I didn't want to assume.

And you're an 8.7.

[deadlesbian]

Very specific decimal. I'll take it.