Weist mich nicht in eure Schranke

[deadinside713]

"If you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, it's not kinky, but if you use the whole chicken -- that's the difference." --Dad

I'm not even going to explain the context. It's funnier this way.

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[blackmoonluna]

the..whole..chicken?

Haha, my dad's weird. XD

[deadinside713]

We were talking about H.P. Lovecraft, because he was like the Alfred Hitchcock of novels in that he hinted toward the horrifying things, but couldn't say it outright because he'd get arrested, so Dad made this analogy. XD