Fuck the Po-lice

[deadclownsix]

My local police department couldn’t find their boyfriend’s dick with both hands, a flashlight, and all of the unused drug dogs

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[kleinekatze5]

I take it you were the one walking home from the bar?

[deadclownsix]

Nope, but I've seen it happen.
I was the one at a party that got busted right when I was going to make a new friend with boobs. I think she was fat though, so it's probably all for the best.
Damn you beer goggles.