and now . . .DE-LICIOUS COOKIN' TIPS WITH DE

[de_scribes]

DE-LICIOUIS TIPS #86 and #87

• Do not attempt to remove safety seals from concentrated food coloring gel bottles with your teeth.

• BLACK food coloring gel is perfect for making:

 
                    1. a whimsical bowling ball birthday cake
                    2. Mom look like a hillbilly

That is all.

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(And thank you to

Comments

[kellyrfineman]

I'm almost sorry to be laughing at your expense. Almost.

[de_scribes]

Heh heh. Yee-haw!

[slatts]

I KNOW I've met you at one of the redneck bars in NH where my band use to play!

[de_scribes]

Dagnabit--I *knew* that was YOU! Howdy!

[tamarak]

Shucks. You got a perty smile, missy.
I reckon I oughta jot down yer tips. Right after I skin me a chicken for lunch.

[de_scribes]

Why, thank ya, kindly.
How 'bout you shake a leg and come on over. I'm a plukin' me a rabbit this very minute. We could make us up a might tasty stew.
(emphasis on the ew)

[cocoskeeper]

LOL!!!!! The perfect pic for the back of a book cover, I'm sure! ;-D

[de_scribes]

Ooo, yes! :D Fabulous idea. And the book title would be . . .hmm . . .
::looks skyward and taps chin::

[de_scribes]

Got it!

SLING-BLACK

Mmmm.

(see lizzy_lyn's post below)

[lizjonesbooks]

*snicker*

I bet that works just as well as the blue "didja brush well enough?" indicator they sell at Wallyworld...

[de_scribes]

Ha!
Yes, I looked very much like I did after chewing one of those hot pink tablets they gave us at the dentist's office when we were kids.
Except, um, did I mention it was BLACK?