I AM SPOILED WROTTEN
So, some of you are wisening up and getting journals of your own. ::evil laughter::. My plot to take over the world is slowly working. ::more evil laughter::. So, my birthday is coming up. Here be a list of things that me wants because I hate answering that question when people ask me in person. So, here it be . . .
#1) a llama
#1) the emporer's new groove on video
1) roger waters in the flesh tour album
2) hampster
3) the wall live in berlin
4) a motorcycle - preferably a titan or harley
5) cuban cigar - preferably churchill's romeo & julietta
6) pink floyd box set
7) Jon in hot pink surran wrap
8) barbershop quartet to seranade me
9) a mariachi seranade
10) a computer
11) a shirt that says "if you can read this, the bitch fell off."
12) admission into Pitzer college
13) Claire's boobies (sory hun, but they're GREAT!!)
14) silver, silver silver!
15) another tattoo . . . clouds
16) the japanese cook at ah-so
17) the resurrection of Elvis
18) A visit from Bill Nye the science guy (that man's a stud!!!)
19) Alanis morisette's mtv unplugged
20) tickets to see george therogood
21) tickets to see dave matthews
22) ticket to heaven
23) cheesecake w/ strawberries on top
24) Jackie w/ strawberries on top
25) the christmas present that patrick never gave me
26) the ability to trust . . . .faster
27) a hissing goat skull on spiderlegs with eyes that glow red
28) a zoo made out of an arch - all correct dimensions
Now, you may be asking yourself "did maria put 3 number 1's up there?" The answer . . .yes, I did. I realized that I had left out the most important things on the list, the llama and the movie with a llama in it. So, I put them on top. Just thought I would sort out the confusion. Luv ya'll
-me 80)
#1) a llama
#1) the emporer's new groove on video
1) roger waters in the flesh tour album
2) hampster
3) the wall live in berlin
4) a motorcycle - preferably a titan or harley
5) cuban cigar - preferably churchill's romeo & julietta
6) pink floyd box set
7) Jon in hot pink surran wrap
8) barbershop quartet to seranade me
9) a mariachi seranade
10) a computer
11) a shirt that says "if you can read this, the bitch fell off."
12) admission into Pitzer college
13) Claire's boobies (sory hun, but they're GREAT!!)
14) silver, silver silver!
15) another tattoo . . . clouds
16) the japanese cook at ah-so
17) the resurrection of Elvis
18) A visit from Bill Nye the science guy (that man's a stud!!!)
19) Alanis morisette's mtv unplugged
20) tickets to see george therogood
21) tickets to see dave matthews
22) ticket to heaven
23) cheesecake w/ strawberries on top
24) Jackie w/ strawberries on top
25) the christmas present that patrick never gave me
26) the ability to trust . . . .faster
27) a hissing goat skull on spiderlegs with eyes that glow red
28) a zoo made out of an arch - all correct dimensions
Now, you may be asking yourself "did maria put 3 number 1's up there?" The answer . . .yes, I did. I realized that I had left out the most important things on the list, the llama and the movie with a llama in it. So, I put them on top. Just thought I would sort out the confusion. Luv ya'll
-me 80)