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[cursedhyacinth]

[Ah, smell that sea air!]

[...Wait.]

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[cursedhyacinth]

Jacinda isn't responsible for the meme, zir mun is just lazy about logging out.

It's National Lobster Day! Lobster meme time!

Go to Random.org and generate a number between 1-6, or just choose what sounds fun!

1) Full transformation -- you are now a lobster, or any other sea creature.

2) Partial transformation -- watch the claws (or whatever sea creature body part you've got), buddy!

3) The Ross and Rachel -- you are now wearing a ridiculous lobster costume!

4) Ooh, kinky!-- you are now greased from head to toe in liquid butter

5) It's a trap!! -- You are now stuck inside a giant lobster trap.

[yj_aqualad]

2 - Partial transformation

Hm. [Kaldur lifts himself up on his hands and wriggles... well, what would have been his legs, but is now a lobster tail.] This is mildly inconvenient on land.

[little_mertim]

5. It's a trap!!

Looks like someone caught a merman instead of dinner.

[pretty_redbird]

4. Ooh, kinky!

"Eww!" For once the Hub as left him his clothes and it's not a good thing. This will never wash out. There's even butter dripping from his hair. "Really eww."

[bludhavenraptor]

[What is air? Oh, god, Raptor isn't sure he can remember. He's laughing too fucking hard for too long.]

[pretty_redbird]

"Yeah, laugh it up. this is gross." he's trying to wipe the butter off his face, but it's just not working.

[bludhavenraptor]

Thanks, I will... [Raptor manages to gasp out. His laughter gradually dies down to just chuckles.]

The Hub is getting weirder.