{{OOC: My friend pointed out a hint to it in the other thread and I just HAD to comment because well... I ship Bart/Jason too and I thought the thread would be awesome and amusing. That plus Bart hasn't had much interaction with Jasons. I thought I should let him experience the multitude of Todds and not just hear about it second hand XD}}
*The Hub hates everyone and their clothes, it's a fact.* Ah... that sucks. But at least this Hub trickery doesn't include disappearing clothes and random sex. *Well someone has to look on the bright side*
{{OOC: Me too! I am surprised by how many people I've found who ship it. Surprised and pleased!}} {{also thank you XD (and also I changed it a little...) }}
*Bart looks at you strangely Jason. At least he thinks you're Jason, maybe you're not. He can't really tell.* ....I is that the Hub compulsions talking? Cause most people don't think about me naked, let along Todds.
Most Jasons don't...? *Bart is curious now Jason, that's dangerous when you want to keep a secret.*
I guess it would depend on which Kon heard you. If it was the Kon here he'd probably let you off with a warning, he likes Jasons. Or are you talking about the Kon in your own 'verse? Do you know him? And when I say that I don't mean like... that he knows you cause you tried to kill Tim, cause we all sort of know you for that... at least in my 'verse.
[Jason cuts himself off and stares at Bart for a second.] I wasn't trying to kill Tim, Jesus! Is that what you think?! That little... brat thinks he can replace me when he can't even stand up to me! He's gonna get himself killed, or worse, get someone else killed! Not that anyone gives a damn about my reasons, all they see is that I beat up their poor, precious Robin, and I'm never gonna get forgiven for that, am I?
Look dude. I don't know much about the bat business that goes down in Gotham. All I know is that you attacked him a whole bunch of times and did some pretty bad damage to him. Plus there was that one time you beat up the team so you could have some sort of show down with him, which you know.. I didn't appreciate. Just so you know.
*He is so rolling his eyes at you right now.* You bats are all so weird, why didn't you just talk to him or something? I mean Wally didn't beat me up when I took on his name, even though he sorta hated me.
...a whole bunch of times? [Jason shakes his head.] There was only the once, back when I was the Red Hood. At Titans Tower.
Because I couldn't fucking talk to him. And I can't now, either. [He waves a hand in a flaily little gesture.] There's this whole mutual-hate thing going on. And I'm not allowed in the Tower, or in Gotham anymore.
Well... I don't know what it's like in your world but you kinda took the mutual-hate thing pretty seriously in mine. I was sorta... hiding away in keystone and then dead so I missed a lot of it but I heard you attacked him and the other bats a couple more times. I think you're in prison now.
.... that sucks. So... what do you do with your time if you're not hunting the shadows of Gotham looking for criminals to kill?
[Wide-eyed look -- that's pretty much his worst nightmare, getting locked away and forgotten. To hear that it happened to another version of him...]
M'not... m'not allowed to do the vigilante thing anymore. Superman doesn't like it. I stay in Metropolis and I help him. Sometimes he lets me hang out in Keystone...?
*Bart looks worried at the wide-eyed look, but then looks confused again when you mention Superman* I didn't think you'd be one for the City of Tomorrow. Or Keystone. Aren't they too... bright or something?
Nah. [Little smile, which is more than a little relief that the conversation turned away from what the Hub was compelling him to say.] I am not the Night.
Um. After they figured out my meta powers made me the perfect Kryptonian back-up battery? There's more to it than that, but that's the simple answer...
Hell of a change. [His smile brightens a little at your laugh.]
See, I keep getting thrown by the fact that no one here knows. [Luckily, he comes prepared for demonstrations now. Jason steps back a little, and pulls a small flash bomb out of the single pouch on his belt. He holds it up for Bart to see.] Observe. The flashbang has energy in it, and releases it when it produces the light.
[He throws the flashbang on the ground, and there's about half a second where you can see the light being released -- but then Jason's aura comes up and drains the energy from it. Since he's putting on a "show" of sorts, Jason lets his eyes glow, even though a single flashbang wouldn't normally give him an excess of energy for it to happen.] Ta-da! Energy thief.
[He holds up his hands, a short distance apart, and makes electricity jump between them. When the energy discharges, his eyes go back to normal.] And I convert it, and release it. I usually do yellow sunlight, as you can imagine, but it's not as showy in the daytime. [grin]
You okay there? The teeth grinding looks kinda painful.
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[Meep. Oh god why? The multiverse must hate him right back.] M'fine, Bart. Hub compulsion.
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*The Hub hates everyone and their clothes, it's a fact.* Ah... that sucks. But at least this Hub trickery doesn't include disappearing clothes and random sex. *Well someone has to look on the bright side*
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[Jason makes a distressed noise and covers his face with both hands.] Oh god I just pictured you naked.
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*Bart looks at you strangely Jason. At least he thinks you're Jason, maybe you're not. He can't really tell.* ....I is that the Hub compulsions talking? Cause most people don't think about me naked, let along Todds.
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Sorry. Sorry. Superboy would probably kick my head off if he heard me talking to you like that.
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I guess it would depend on which Kon heard you. If it was the Kon here he'd probably let you off with a warning, he likes Jasons. Or are you talking about the Kon in your own 'verse? Do you know him? And when I say that I don't mean like... that he knows you cause you tried to kill Tim, cause we all sort of know you for that... at least in my 'verse.
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[Jason cuts himself off and stares at Bart for a second.] I wasn't trying to kill Tim, Jesus! Is that what you think?! That little... brat thinks he can replace me when he can't even stand up to me! He's gonna get himself killed, or worse, get someone else killed! Not that anyone gives a damn about my reasons, all they see is that I beat up their poor, precious Robin, and I'm never gonna get forgiven for that, am I?
[He didn't mean to rant quite so much...]
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*He is so rolling his eyes at you right now.* You bats are all so weird, why didn't you just talk to him or something? I mean Wally didn't beat me up when I took on his name, even though he sorta hated me.
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Because I couldn't fucking talk to him. And I can't now, either. [He waves a hand in a flaily little gesture.] There's this whole mutual-hate thing going on. And I'm not allowed in the Tower, or in Gotham anymore.
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.... that sucks. So... what do you do with your time if you're not hunting the shadows of Gotham looking for criminals to kill?
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M'not... m'not allowed to do the vigilante thing anymore. Superman doesn't like it. I stay in Metropolis and I help him. Sometimes he lets me hang out in Keystone...?
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And when did Superman get involved in all this?
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Um. After they figured out my meta powers made me the perfect Kryptonian back-up battery? There's more to it than that, but that's the simple answer...
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Wait you have powers? Dude what are they? Telltelltell! *Bart is curious and excitable, it's a bad combination sometimes.*
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See, I keep getting thrown by the fact that no one here knows. [Luckily, he comes prepared for demonstrations now. Jason steps back a little, and pulls a small flash bomb out of the single pouch on his belt. He holds it up for Bart to see.] Observe. The flashbang has energy in it, and releases it when it produces the light.
[He throws the flashbang on the ground, and there's about half a second where you can see the light being released -- but then Jason's aura comes up and drains the energy from it. Since he's putting on a "show" of sorts, Jason lets his eyes glow, even though a single flashbang wouldn't normally give him an excess of energy for it to happen.] Ta-da! Energy thief.
[He holds up his hands, a short distance apart, and makes electricity jump between them. When the energy discharges, his eyes go back to normal.] And I convert it, and release it. I usually do yellow sunlight, as you can imagine, but it's not as showy in the daytime. [grin]
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