Re: Cuddle Coupon
anonymous
December 6 2011, 12:00:44 UTC
BwahahagaspwheezeHAHAHAHAHAH!
Oh my God, I can just see Dick thinking it's the best present ever, and then proceeding to hold it over Damian's head for the whole 14 days! "I'mma hug yoooooou - nah, actually, maybe later!" And Damian would be totally on edge, because he's certain Dick is going to find some way to use it to humiliate him. Somehow.
Cuddle Coupon FILLdef467kinkApril 28 2012, 00:59:14 UTC
It's the birthday present Dick never expected.
In the first place, Damian isn't the kind of person who tends to give meaningful presents. Last year, Damian gave him a toaster. Practical, yes, since he hadn't yet bought one for his apartment and had been complaining, and it was nice to know that Damian had actually paid enough attention to listen to his private life.
But still. A toaster. Not exactly the kind of present you expect to get from your little brother.
This was much more like it.
"Oh wow! A coupon for one free cuddle from Damian!" Dick grinned from ear to ear and looked around at the assembled guests, most of whom had started sputtering on their punch. "Thank, Little D, I appreciate it. I'm totally going to use this."
"Just be sure you read the fine print," was Damian's terse reply.
Dick turned the paper over and read the stipulations. Non-transferable. Must be used within 14 days. Excludes acts of hair-ruffling and talking about "feelings".He could barely hide his grin. Fourteen days, eh
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Non-transferable. Must be used within 14 days. Excludes acts of hair-ruffling and talking about "feelings".
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Oh my God, I can just see Dick thinking it's the best present ever, and then proceeding to hold it over Damian's head for the whole 14 days! "I'mma hug yoooooou - nah, actually, maybe later!" And Damian would be totally on edge, because he's certain Dick is going to find some way to use it to humiliate him. Somehow.
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In the first place, Damian isn't the kind of person who tends to give meaningful presents. Last year, Damian gave him a toaster. Practical, yes, since he hadn't yet bought one for his apartment and had been complaining, and it was nice to know that Damian had actually paid enough attention to listen to his private life.
But still. A toaster. Not exactly the kind of present you expect to get from your little brother.
This was much more like it.
"Oh wow! A coupon for one free cuddle from Damian!" Dick grinned from ear to ear and looked around at the assembled guests, most of whom had started sputtering on their punch. "Thank, Little D, I appreciate it. I'm totally going to use this."
"Just be sure you read the fine print," was Damian's terse reply.
Dick turned the paper over and read the stipulations. Non-transferable. Must be used within 14 days. Excludes acts of hair-ruffling and talking about "feelings".He could barely hide his grin. Fourteen days, eh ( ... )
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this was cute.
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