Stupid Windmills!

[notbluebeetle]

 Jaime was standing at the 5th hole of the Adventure Zone Golf course. Glaring at the little red ball they gave him

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[flunkingspanish]

"Totally," Paco said, making a mark on the score sheet. "I am counting it under 'Jaime fails at mini-golf forever'."

[notbluebeetle]

Jaime grumbles and mumbles a bit, and picks up the ball out of the sixth hole. "Okay, let's avoid the freaking windmill, and go on to hole 6. I'm getting back up from here, I know it."

The actual sixth hole hazard is a statue bust of Superman in the ground, with the way for the ball to get to the hole by Superman's feet. Jaime puts down the ball and putts.

And the ball goes up the ramp. And ricochet's off Superman's crotch. Into a hole in front of them.

"Oh geez... I do fail at minigolf..." Jaime looks over. "Except I got a hole in one. Huh."

[shes_intense]

"I think the mortification factor at having bounced your hole in one off of Superman's package kind of spoils the glory, no offense." Brenda smirked, putting down her own ball and lining up a putt.

Her own shot bounced off of Superman's toe and rolled off to the left.

"...crud."

[flunkingspanish]

"Again and again the two of you challenge me," Paco said, shaking his head as he stepped up to take his shot. "And yet, I remain triumphant."

His putt send the ball up the ramp and along the inside of Superman's foot, though it didn't go in the hole. Yet.

"And I'm just waiting until we hit the Scarab hole," he added, grinning at Jaime. "You flailing around there is going to be hilarious."