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Evil Has a Yard Sale

Mar 08, 2010 14:32

It was amazing what you learned when you read the classified adds. It was early spring and people who were people like liked to clean right now. And occasionally these things went on sale. J.D. was here by herself because she couldn't really trust anyone else to take it seriously. Or to have a bit of fun before punching everyone up ( Read more... )

i.q., "brave and the bold", codpiece, j.d., scarab, clayface preston payne, captain stingaree, punch & jewelee, condiment king, rainbow raider, clayface sondra fuller, crazy quilt, da'bomb

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nation_villains March 8 2010, 20:42:01 UTC

Codpiece wanders down another aisle, peering at the options. He glances over at J.D. She looks familiar... and really hot. What sort of villain was she, anyway? Jackie-Woman?

Oooh, look! A bolo-launcher! That could totally hang on the underside of his cannon! He picks it up, then glances over at Duela again. So hot. He looks back at the bolo.

Naaah. Too small.

He puts them back.

nation_arkham March 8 2010, 20:44:40 UTC

Up front, the Condiment King is arguing with the host of the sale.

"Will it fire rooster sauce? I need to know if it will fire rooster sauce!"

nation_tech March 8 2010, 20:47:11 UTC

I.Q. sighs. "Yes, C.K. It will fire rooster sauce. It will fire any semi-viscous fluid up to 300 yards." He mutters under his breath, "Of course, it's supposed to fire acid..."

nation_villains March 8 2010, 20:51:17 UTC

Elsewhere, Crazy Quilt and the Rainbow Raider are arguing over a hypnotic light-show display. "I saw it first!"

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jd_clownin March 11 2010, 06:07:55 UTC

"Of course," J.D. said brightly. She didn't remember there being an invitation, but you had to go with the flow. You couldn't be too rigid after all. And the problem was easily solved. From inside her pink vest she pulled a rubber chicken and a green sharpie. She was humming send in the clowns as she scrawled Admit One on the chicken and then lugged it at I.Q.'s face.

"Eat Rubber Chicken! Unless it's latex, I forget!"

nation_tech March 11 2010, 06:44:02 UTC

I.Q. is struck in the face and lets out a cry of anger. "Get her!"

jd_clownin March 11 2010, 06:48:11 UTC

"You can't stop me, I'm Batman!," J.D. said happily, pulling off the pink jacket and taking care of the tear away skirt like she had just been waiting for the right moment. The wide, almost unnatural grin that spread across her face might stop anyone familiar with the Joker, it was as if she pulled it right from him. In a way, she had.

Under the outfit was a Batman shirt that she had put googely eyes on and painted on fangs. Shorts and brightly colored tights were there. The fact that no one looked at shoes was always a plus, because no one had noticed her stomping boots.

"Prepare to be Bat-a-nated!"

nation_arkham March 11 2010, 07:08:39 UTC

The villains recognize that grin. They pause for just an instant.

Then Condiment King flings a hot pepper towards her mouth.

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