speaking of things that should be illegal (for drabble challenge 26: criminal)

Aug 29, 2008 01:30

title: Speaking of Things that Should be Illegal
author: samikitty
characters: all five Dong Bang Boys are mentioned
word count: 200
concrit? sure!
rating: G
summary: there's nothing worse than a groupmate who steals your stuff... except when he looks better in it than you do/would.

author's notes: inspired by and jumping off of angelacaduca's latest contribution here, " Beg, Borrow, Or" (which is just about the best jaejoong ever written in 200 words (esp. considering he doesn't technically make an appearance in the drabble. ^O^)). thank you so much for letting me post this, angelacaduca!!! ♥


The problem was not that Jaejoong had taken and worn Junsu's brand new necklace before Junsu had even thrown away the receipt for it. And Yunho didn't really mind that Jaejoong had worn his, Yunho's, shoes everyday until the poor things were deserted somewhere on the set of a photoshoot…in Nevada. Changmin had had some choice words to say about the "borrowing" of his underwear and returning them unwashed, but then everyone else pointed out that Jaejoong frequently did the same thing with Yoochun's shirts… and really, what could one do about it? It was just Jaejoong.

After several years of living together, the members had come to terms with his sticky fingers.

But the thing was, the thing that really irked the members, the thing that was truly unbearable, was that when Jaejoong dug Yoochun's dirty, rumpled shirt out of the laundry pile and re-wore it just as it was… the internet was flooded with a million fan pictures doctored with exclamation marks and emojis and sparkles and hearts. Entire blog posts were dedicated to Jaejoong in Yoochun's stained, wrinkled shirt. And the members who had actually taken the time to look decent were relegated to mere honourable mentions.

c: criminal, a: samikitty

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