Misheard More Often Than Not (drabble challenge 70: eavesdrop)

[samikitty]

Title: Misheard More Often Than Not
Author: samikitty
Pairing: no pairing in mind, but probably yoosu if you'd like to see it that way
Word count: 150
Concrit? sure!
Summary: you shouldn't eavesdrop. it's how rumours get started...

1. The stylists were all talking about it. Kim “Xiah” Junsu the Pure… had a hickey that could be hidden by his underwear… That’s what Changmin and Yoochun were saying.


2. Changmin was scandalized to hear that Junsu had a hickey somewhere and he cornered Yoochun to ask for clarification: “It’s under where?”


3. Yoochun overheard Jaejoong assert that Junsu couldn’t possibly have a hickey under his pants because Yunho absolutely forbade it.


4. Jaejoong and Yunho were holed up in the bathroom whispering furiously about whose responsibility it was to protect the sanctity of Junsu’s pants (and what was inside those pants) from the lecherous “Micky”.


5. Junsu wandered about the apartment while on the phone with Junho, chastising him about his upcoming debut: “Hyung, I know they’re tight, but you don’t see me being so picky about my pants... at least you can get into yours easily..."