Opposites Attract - The Lube-Drowned Phone and a Bored Yunho (Flashfic Challenge: Roof)
Title : The Lube-Drowned Phone and a Bored Yunho
Author : sashii09
Pairing : YunJae
Wordcount : 484
Concrit : yes
Genre : fluff
Rating : g
Summary : Jaejoong is loosing his shit. Yunho is drifting off to sleep.
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Jaejoong is losing his shit. Yunho is drifting off to sleep.
He doesn't even know what time is it. All he knows is that, they had been in the bar after his bestfriend literally dragged him out of his office.
Seriously, he is starting to get bored. Well, he can drink with his bestfriend swimming his life away on buckets of beers but one of them has to be sober. And well, tonight it's him.
"The fucker," Jaejoong starts again (after slamming the poor beer glass). "The fucker said, he has no fucking money. He said he has no fucking funds to pay for the fucking lube-drowned phone."
Yunho raise his eyebrow. "Why the hell did he say that?"
But he ignores his question.
"I gave in to his freaking demands, we fucked like bunnies, I even go out with him on wee hours of the fucking night just so he will do all the things I ask him. Fuck. I'm sorry Jaejoong I can't replace your phone, let's break up. Fuck him! Fuck that motherfucker!"
"Whoa whoa chill Jae, so what happens now to the S3?"
Jaejoong glares and does not answer him. Instead, his bestfriend just channels his anger towards the beer.
On his birthday, after months of searching, Jaejoong finally bought a new phone. Two days later, he called and bitched about how his phone was not responding and the screen was flickering. He asked him to go to the service center for repair. Seems that the poor phone got poured on with lube by his then ‘boyfriend' while they were doing the 'deed'. Yunho had never laughed so hard in his life that day with a scowling Jaejoong on the other line. They sent the phone to the service center and it took too long that his bestfriend had no choice but to pull out the unit.
Snapping out from his thoughts, he looked at Jaejoong. "So,"
Jaejoong orders for another bucket and looks at him. "So I'm selling this fucking phone and I'm going to have the other one repaired."
"And?"
"And then nothing, nada, back to normal, I’ll go back to the agency to do some modelling shit."
"So the reason why you're drinking is because of the phone not because of the break-up,"
"Break-up? There's no break-up in my dictionary. I'm drinking because I'm mad at him. FUCK YOU, FUCK THOSE IRRESPONSIBLE EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN!"
He just sighed. Because that's the fact. It is saddening to even think if his bestfriend is still capable of having long term relationship. But it was so surprising to see him take it as if nothing happened. As long as Jaejoong is not attempting suicide or whatever shit his bestfriend is capable of he will be more than happy to be his drinking company until god knows how long.
Even if there is a pending paper for his case tomorrow.
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A/N:
Opposites Attract masterlist --> http://sashii09.livejournal.com/248534.html
First of all, hello! Thanks for reading and hi I'm back with a new something. And then secondly, I may not be able to update or join with the prompts (But I will try) because I joined Jaeho Exchange and I am trying so hard to focus on my assignment :3 This is actually a true story haha minus the drinking session. My bestfriend.. lol he bought a phone and yeah, that happened I was literally laughing so hard, I was like 'next time you guys do it without recording your shit' hahahah oh gosh the worst thing is that, the phone got poured with lube and the guy also used wet wipes. /facepalms anyway sorry for giving too much info. Hah! :3
Author : sashii09
Pairing : YunJae
Wordcount : 484
Concrit : yes
Genre : fluff
Rating : g
Summary : Jaejoong is loosing his shit. Yunho is drifting off to sleep.
---
Jaejoong is losing his shit. Yunho is drifting off to sleep.
He doesn't even know what time is it. All he knows is that, they had been in the bar after his bestfriend literally dragged him out of his office.
Seriously, he is starting to get bored. Well, he can drink with his bestfriend swimming his life away on buckets of beers but one of them has to be sober. And well, tonight it's him.
"The fucker," Jaejoong starts again (after slamming the poor beer glass). "The fucker said, he has no fucking money. He said he has no fucking funds to pay for the fucking lube-drowned phone."
Yunho raise his eyebrow. "Why the hell did he say that?"
But he ignores his question.
"I gave in to his freaking demands, we fucked like bunnies, I even go out with him on wee hours of the fucking night just so he will do all the things I ask him. Fuck. I'm sorry Jaejoong I can't replace your phone, let's break up. Fuck him! Fuck that motherfucker!"
"Whoa whoa chill Jae, so what happens now to the S3?"
Jaejoong glares and does not answer him. Instead, his bestfriend just channels his anger towards the beer.
On his birthday, after months of searching, Jaejoong finally bought a new phone. Two days later, he called and bitched about how his phone was not responding and the screen was flickering. He asked him to go to the service center for repair. Seems that the poor phone got poured on with lube by his then ‘boyfriend' while they were doing the 'deed'. Yunho had never laughed so hard in his life that day with a scowling Jaejoong on the other line. They sent the phone to the service center and it took too long that his bestfriend had no choice but to pull out the unit.
Snapping out from his thoughts, he looked at Jaejoong. "So,"
Jaejoong orders for another bucket and looks at him. "So I'm selling this fucking phone and I'm going to have the other one repaired."
"And?"
"And then nothing, nada, back to normal, I’ll go back to the agency to do some modelling shit."
"So the reason why you're drinking is because of the phone not because of the break-up,"
"Break-up? There's no break-up in my dictionary. I'm drinking because I'm mad at him. FUCK YOU, FUCK THOSE IRRESPONSIBLE EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN!"
He just sighed. Because that's the fact. It is saddening to even think if his bestfriend is still capable of having long term relationship. But it was so surprising to see him take it as if nothing happened. As long as Jaejoong is not attempting suicide or whatever shit his bestfriend is capable of he will be more than happy to be his drinking company until god knows how long.
Even if there is a pending paper for his case tomorrow.
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A/N:
Opposites Attract masterlist --> http://sashii09.livejournal.com/248534.html
First of all, hello! Thanks for reading and hi I'm back with a new something. And then secondly, I may not be able to update or join with the prompts (But I will try) because I joined Jaeho Exchange and I am trying so hard to focus on my assignment :3 This is actually a true story haha minus the drinking session. My bestfriend.. lol he bought a phone and yeah, that happened I was literally laughing so hard, I was like 'next time you guys do it without recording your shit' hahahah oh gosh the worst thing is that, the phone got poured with lube and the guy also used wet wipes. /facepalms anyway sorry for giving too much info. Hah! :3