OK, first of all, I am still not done crying about the pony rides. Next to whacking the Little Mermaid pinata, pony rides are my favorite of all birthday party activities. My pillow is soaked with my bitter tears...
As everyone knows, graphfruit juice does not poison. Next to holy water, it is the only other thing that can kill pure evil on contact. I am surprise it fucked you up. Oh, wait a second...
Finally, well, I am not sure if I want to communicate this since you might not be able to handle it. What the hell. With all that fortification from gelatinous Japanese foodstuff, I might as well.
When I run out of soy milk and I really want a bowl of cereal, I close my eyes and use grape fruit juice.
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And we were going to have pony rides.
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An now, upon reflection, I cannot tell if you are fucking with me or not. marisolita thinks you're swell, by the way, because of this fact.
I mean really now who would brush his teeth and then voluntarily imbibe orange juice, knowing very well what the effect would be???
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As everyone knows, graphfruit juice does not poison. Next to holy water, it is the only other thing that can kill pure evil on contact. I am surprise it fucked you up. Oh, wait a second...
Finally, well, I am not sure if I want to communicate this since you might not be able to handle it. What the hell. With all that fortification from gelatinous Japanese foodstuff, I might as well.
When I run out of soy milk and I really want a bowl of cereal, I close my eyes and use grape fruit juice.
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