Attention all wannabes

[dazzababe]

New Rule:

If you're going to dance on the table, then dance on the table. Don't stand there like an idiot waving your drink around. Go on the floor for that. You are not Paris Hilton.

At least one bouncer at the club I hang at agrees with me. So there.

Also, last night some guy tipped me $5 in my cleavage. I still got it, I still flaunt it.

Comments

[maiea]

I'm totally amused at the $5 tip. XD go you!

[dazzababe]

Thanks! :D It was much needed too, heh.