In Space No One Can Hear You Scream 'Connie Chung'.

Murphy Brown/ ST:Voyager, G.

story notes: For my buddy fuyu_ginga, who probably shouldn't have encouraged me. This is crack!fic. I accept no responsibility for any headaches caused by trying to follow "story logic". And yes, I know Janeway is breaking the Prime Directive. I went to nerd school too.

( In Space No One Can Hear You Scream 'Connie Chung' )

but liquor is quicker

Murphy Brown, Murphy, PG-13.

summary: All reporters drink.

story notes: Written for yuletide 2006

( but liquor is quicker )