no seriously, let's do this

[daygloparker]

Well, fuck it. Between Bones, hipster Who, and anything else I can think of - I'm quitting fandom and we're getting a shore house

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[torigates]

CAN I COME? FANDOM SHORE HOUSE SOUNDS AWESOME. I'll bring the Canadian Bones and the wine.

[daygloparker]

OF COURSE YOU CAN COME. We will repay your wine with funnel cake and HOAGIES. PLus you'll be our good luck Canadian Bone charm.

[torigates]

SWEET. WE CAN GO SWIMMING.

[grenadine]

Are the tans mandatory? I have very delicate alabaster skin.

I have not even seen hipster Who yet, but I've heard there are Things, and of course there's wank, OF COURSE THERE IS, because Who fandom is The Absolute Worst.

[daygloparker]

TANS ARE NOT MANDATORY. You do, however, have the unfortunate task of adjusting to a prevalence of Axe body spray. Tit for tat?

(All I will say is, Christ on a cracker it was a great episode FUCK EVERYONE EVER - and it basically erased all intelligent things I wanted to say about your Ashes post. Um. YEAH.)

[theonlytwin]

FANDOM SHORE HOUSE FOR THE WIN. what are people saying? stupid small minded petty things? screw those people, they aren't getting any cookies.

[daygloparker]

SO APPARENTLY: Amy tried to rape the doctor (YES ACTUALLY), and we're calling Booth's girlfriend "Catfish" now on a regular basis (BECAUSE SHE HAS THE GAUL TO GO ON A DATE WITH A MAN WHO ASKED HER OUT). So - I'm done pretending to be an adult about all of this.

We will be holding a small mock wake for Sam Tyler & Alex Drake on the occasion of the Ashes to Ashes finale. You are invited.

[theonlytwin]

literally laughed out loud at "rape the doctor". let's review: RAPE. THE DOCTOR. and catfish? mmmm, that'll show that show! dude, being adult is over-rated anyway. there are no ball pits!

yay wake! we can have dramatic readings of all the theories ever! (or drink martinis and eat pie. like adults!)

[daygloparker]

I am greatly enjoying this dramatic reading idea. We can take shots of whiskey after each one! And... then sort of be really drunk, whatever, IT'S A MOCK WAKE.

[fangirlgonewild]

Totes confused, what is going on? I worked late all week and I barely had time to catch up on TV, let alone figure out what everyone thought about it.

But generally, I ignore episode discussions, especially for Bones, because while I love the enthusiasm, sometimes that fandom makes me want to scream.

[makd]

I'm already there!! The bags are packed and I've taken the house next to yours. (translation: we're in the same neighborhood and walk to the shore house together.)

I'm bringing food and I'm an effing good cook! I will also bring sunscreen because I do not. tan. well.