HEY! DO YOU WANT TO FEEL SO FULL?

[daxx_61]

Try THANKSGIVING. Festivals for people who need GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF FOOD. With all new flavours like TURKEY. It's like subjecting DINOSAURS to a MILLION YEARS OF EVOLUTION. Sound the alarm, you're going to be UNCOMFORTABLY FULL. What's that? You want potatoes? How about SWEET POTATOES! Made with MARSHMALLOWS. REAL MARSHMALLOWS.

This Thursday, the

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[danyata]

MORE YAMS THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR.

[eriathwen_bob]

One million? How about SIXTY FIVE MILLION! MILLIONS OF BABIES! ZYGOTES WRAPPED IN EGGSHELLS!

[badgersandjam]

Dammit, it's a poetry workshop Thursday.

I actually havea big thing to to be thankful for this year, too.

[lady_dinosaurus]

What's the difference between real marshmallows and fake marshmallows?

[daxx_61]

I dunno. Lack of plastic, maybe?