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dawnybee

The TCA gets Wild and Crazy...

Aug 11, 2009 12:25

~By now we’ve allrejoiced rubbed in every teen actor’s face heard that Mr. Tom Welling won his second Teen Choice Award for Choice TV Actor (Action/Adventure). He gets another show of support from JoBlo who pushes why Tom should be
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chace crawford, joe jonas, justin hartley, picspam, tom welling, zac efron

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jeannev August 11 2009, 20:06:13 UTC

I think Rob Pattinson and Ed Westwick may be the 2 most unattractive guys I've ever seen in my life. Every time I see a picture of either of them, I am completely perplexed, and am forced to assume that I am under some sort of witches hex which prevents me from appreciating their outrageous, copious sexiness and beauty. Because really, that must be it given how much press and drooling these 2 flat faced, dead-eyed actors get.

And really, rolled up cuffs with loafers? Really? You don't want to rethink that? OK then.

I'm not sure that there's an actor under the age of 23 that I find even remotely interesting. God, I must be old.

Is that old dude checking out Kristin's ass? But really, who can blame him? She's showing a lot of cheek there.

dawnybee August 11 2009, 20:20:52 UTC

I think Rob Pattinson and Ed Westwick may be the 2 most unattractive guys I've ever seen in my life. Every time I see a picture of either of them, I am completely perplexed, and am forced to assume that I am under some sort of witches hex which prevents me from appreciating their outrageous, copious sexiness and beauty. Because really, that must be it given how much press and drooling these 2 flat faced, dead-eyed actors get.

LOL! It's a glamour or it's like a dogwhistle for the eyes that only teens can see because they are outrageously ugly. I can't tell that to my 14-year old niece though because every time I try to tell her that Pattinson looks like he took a frying pan to the face, she acts as if I'm doing her grievious bodily harm.

I'm not sure that there's an actor under the age of 23 that I find even remotely interesting. God, I must be old.

That's how I feel now when I see the Teen Choice Awards nominees or the MTV awards, I don't know who these people are most of the times. Nor do I find myself caring.

Is that old dude ( ... )

TCA: Totally Cherry Assed? chatchien August 11 2009, 20:37:17 UTC

I thought Miss Jay was dressed to hit it over the net with Rafael Nadal. He/She is in her tennis togs to ace her way into his pants that he keeps adjusting.

I read somewhere that some one had seen Miss Willis in an airport security line and said that she looked normal---no Jay Leno chin. And by the way, where was Jay Leno when Miss Willis was conceived?

WesTRICK, Pitypatterson, Crawford, and pick your poison make the most offensively ugly quadrant of perverse hideousness in the Euclidean Universe. Throw them all in a black hole, quickly! My opinion of the current crop of 13 year old girls has fallen lower than their eyesight tests. Where is the CUTE? Don't these midteeners understand that concept?

ANd I have always said, Miss Kreuk had the best butt on Smallville. Now that she's gone, Mr. Welling has taken up the posterior slack.

Re: TCA: Totally Cherry Assed? dawnybee August 11 2009, 20:56:01 UTC

I thought Miss Jay was dressed to hit it over the net with Rafael Nadal. He/She is in her tennis togs to ace her way into his pants that he keeps adjusting.

Since I don't know tennis terms, he's whatever a bad hit is. It's just not a good look, Miss Jay. Funny enough, he is dressed better than Miley Cyrus.

I read somewhere that some one had seen Miss Willis in an airport security line and said that she looked normal---no Jay Leno chin. And by the way, where was Jay Leno when Miss Willis was conceived?

Hmmm, what awful movie was Demi promoting on the talk show circuit around that time?? Maybe that's why Bruce always go to Letterman instead of Leno.

WesTRICK, Pitypatterson, Crawford, and pick your poison make the most offensively ugly quadrant of perverse hideousness in the Euclidean Universe

LOL! That is pervese.

Where is the CUTE? Don't these midteeners understand that concept?Maybe there should be an investigation about the corralation to the failing test scores in the US to the teens' taste in teen idols. I sense a pattern ( ... )

Re: TCA: Totally Cherry Assed? chatchien August 12 2009, 00:47:35 UTC

Ah, you are right. According to Mr. Hartley, there is not a pair of pants that can capture the curves of the lower torso of Aquaman, Mr. Ritchson.

Have you seen Channing Tatum as an EXOTIC DANCER? Bare Derriere Warning! NSFW

Re: TCA: Totally Cherry Assed? dawnybee August 12 2009, 01:02:00 UTC

I don't think I was suppose to laugh at Chan Crawford dancing, but I did! It's not even embarassing that he was stripping, but it's the bumping and grinding mid-90s R&B boy group move that kills me dead!

Channing should just come forward now and let everyone know if there's a sex tape out there because there were already pictures of him leaked years ago from when he was in college and a guy paid to take nude photos of Channing, but he wasn't gay for pay. Yeah, okay. Uh-huh.

carolandtom August 11 2009, 22:17:05 UTC

I can't understand what it is that girls see in RP or ED. I find them thoroughly unattractive! Exactly the opposite of how I feel about Tom's butt. :D

I'm glad Tom won that award! That proves there's still hope for teens. lol

dawnybee August 11 2009, 23:47:34 UTC

Exactly the opposite of how I feel about Tom's butt. :D

Tom's butt is epic, but I personally have to give Ritchson top spot, I love a guy with alot going on in back :)

I'm glad Tom won that award! That proves there's still hope for teens.

A real man won! An actually gorgeous man!

miss_tress August 11 2009, 23:54:06 UTC

dawnybee August 12 2009, 00:04:56 UTC

The Teen Choice Awards were just horrible to watch. All the younger folk looking just horrible with their hair and clothes and the older folks making jokes about buying alcohol for underage kids and sex tapes. Blech.

LOL! What a world, what a world.

And RPat's hair is starting to look like he's the son of Ace Ventura. That huge swoop in the front just trips me out.

That has to be his inspiration. Cedric Diggary *loves* Ace Ventura. I know that's not product. It's just sweat and dirt keeping his hair that way.

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dawnybee August 12 2009, 00:37:01 UTC

I ... kind of love Dane Cook a teeny little bit for that. Because maybe the potential embarrassment inherent in getting called out by the likes of Dane Cook for being a dumbass will get the message through some of these kids' skulls -- don't let anyone take/have access to nude pictures of yourself! 'Cause that shit'll invariably end up on the Interwebs.

Which kills me that they didn't air it because it's a great little PSA. At least he addressed the elephant in the room, I was amazed that her publicist still had her go to a Girl Scouts event the day after the latest release. This chick was dressed like a Harrah's dancer posing in all over her bedroom with her finger in her mouth. The Girl Scouts should've thought if they wanted this person connected to their image.

Also, Nikki Reed laughing as she 'comfortingly' strokes Vanessa's shoulder is LOLarious.

I kept cracking up over that. She could barely find her shoulder from laughing.

Also, Nikki Reed laughing as she 'comfortingly' strokes Vanessa's shoulder is LOLarious.It's ( ... )