And we're back with yet another Asylum update! Join us for the latest drama, or click the tag at the bottom of the post to get caught up!
Today's drama begins with Rilla trying to get back into Katu's good graces. So far, it's not going very well!
Despite being pissed at Rilla, Katu obviously blames Lidea for the entire mixed-up situation. She pounced on Lidea in the bathroom...a small enough area that Lidea couldn't escape Katu's aggression!
Even after she had kicked Lidea's butt, she felt that a good slapping was needed to really drive the point home...
Katu: "Don't you ever, ever sleep in the same bed as my woman again!"
Lidea: "But...but...there was nowhere else to sleep and I was so tired."
Katu: "I don't care if you have to sleep in the bathtub...stay away from Rilla."
Katu: "I took care of that slut, baby. I'll take you back...as long as you promise me to stay away from that...that...witch!"
Rilla: "Whatever you say, honey. I'm just glad you forgive me!"
We interrupt this drama to bring you Selzi standing in a plate of spaghetti...and, yes, she ate the spaghetti afterwards.
Azzy decides that since she never got laid while she was alive, she would just have ghostly 'fun' with Nett!
And then she goes on a ghostly rampage, scaring half the members of the household out of their wits (and occasionally their minds as well)!
Katu and Rilla have fun couch-times during their make-up session!
All the make-up woohoo got Katu's blood going...so she takes her high spirits out on Lidea. Of course, Lidea promptly kicks her ass.
Then Lidea spends hours on the exercise bike of doom and starves herself to death. Rilla is at work and cannot plead for her life...although she claims that she would never have done such a thing even if she had been home...of course, she might just have said that to make Katu feel better!
R.I.P. Lidea
May your afterlife be more peaceful than your life. you woman-stealer
Yeah, well...you tend to get sick from eating spoiled food Cali...maybe next time you'll just go make yourself something fresh!
Despite her weakened condition, Cali feels the need to follow Nett around heart-farting over her!
Katu apparently caught Cali's bug...
...which sucks for her since Azzy does not want to let her wash up after her vomit session!
Cali succumbs to the effects of the spoiled food...but Rilla manages to save her.
Katu also succumbs to Death's sweet melody, but is forced to remain in this life when Rilla lunges for Death and threatens him with a steak knife!
This turns out to be a good thing since Katu then reveals to Rilla that she is not ill, but merely pregnant.