PPC, Az & Boston, Mission 1: Sary

[dawnbluewings]

Author: God only knows. Sary, probably.
Rating: M
Obligatory linkage: http://hikaness.deep-ice.com/fics/sarymst.htm
Sporked by: dawnbluewings  , as Agents Az and Boston
Notes: Suishness, OOCness, WTFness, BiologyFail, Etc...

Comments

[cassie5squared]

What a godawful fic. Kudos to you for sitting through it. It looks like another legolas by Laura... only with more sex. D: Good mission, though. *huggles*

Poor Az, too - she has not had it easy. Can she have missions that aren't in her home continuum from now on? *sadface*

On another note, Eldorna is actually a mini-Balrog; he/she turns up in OFUM at some point. If nobody wants the minis, send 'em along to the Adoption Centre and they'll be taken care of.

[dawnbluewings]

I believe that there was some talk of Eldorna being a Mini-Balrog, but as Mini-Balrogs don't and/or can't speak, and Eldorna has a whole lot of speaking parts, this made... about as much sense as anything else in this fic. I'll probably have some afterword in which they get sent the Eldorna Mini/run into it in the hallway or something. (Which might trigger interesting reactions...)

Anyway, thank you!

Yes, this was a god-awful fic. And I promise these two'll get funny eventually. I just have to pound out the details first.

[cassie5squared]

Mini-Balrogs can learn to speak, and I think I've heard of them taking speaking roles where fics force them to. In any case, I was just saying that changing a mini that's already been seen - even as a gender-confused mini-Balrog - might not work too well in all.

Your choice, though, and I look forwards to your next mission in any case. :D

[chelonianmobile]

Good grief, it's actually worse than legolas by laura! Seriously, reading that fic was like having words fired directly at my head by a large bazooka ... wow.