"Fëanor's Mistake," for tuxedo_elf

[dawn_felagund]

A rather ridiculous conversation between Tux, Jenni, and I inspired this next story. Tux asked for a longish one-shot of Celegorm/Oromë humor. Fëanor gets lost in the woods and has a bit of a misunderstanding about the antics of his third son with a certain Vala....

Just to be safe, I'm giving this story an adult warning for shameless innuendo and

Comments

OMG!!! This was soooo hilarious!

[ann_arien]

WOW! This is just what I needed to read after "Estrangement". It's possibly the funniest thing I have ever read and this time, I was wise enough not to try and drink anything. I would have been on the floor, rolling with laughter, if I could have done that and continued to read. Every line exchanged between Tyelko and Orome was immensely hilarious and thinking of it from Feany's point of view, even more so

Re: OMG!!! This was soooo hilarious!

[dawn_felagund]

WOW! This is just what I needed to read after "Estrangement".

Lol! Yes, I'd say they provide quite the contrast. ;)

I had a lot of fun with this piece, as I am shameless when it comes to double entendre. (Oooohh...the bad jokes of this nature made in real life! Especially regarding the hockey penalty called "slashing"....

Hockey Commentator: And #4 is penalized for slashing.

Dawn: *snickersnicker* Slashing whom? *ignores glare from Bobby*

Kinda made me want to take him home and give him a nice... wash. (for starters)

In a hot tub with bubblebath...nah, forget the bubblebath, it obscures things...in a nice hot tub with nicely scented soap and a loofah to help with all those hard-to-reach-but-nonetheless-delicate places.... >;^D

Thanks for the gift fic!

[tuxedo_elf]

I'm sorry I'm only just getting to this, stupid family stuff!

OMG LMAO! That was SO funny! Poor Feanor, it really *wasn't* his day! And Celegorm and Orome were utterly oblivious to it! Yay for naked Celegorms though! *Grin*

Feanor is afraid of centipedes?! LOL!

All the talk of wood was great - nothing like innuendo to make a dirty mind happy! :P

Thank you sooooooooooooo much! *Hugs*

Re: Thanks for the gift fic!

[dawn_felagund]

No problem about family stuff...I know how it goes. I was only back yesterday (although partly because I was banned from the computer on Monday, forcing me to actually rest for a day. :^P)

And you're very welcome...I'm glad you liked it. :) *hugs back*

[atanwende]

Like ann_arien I've been reading this just after "Estrangement" and it was exactly what I needed.

“You have such impressive wood, Lord Oromë!”

“The more the merrier!”

Lol. This, was damned funny. :-D

And please don't wonder if more comments to your holiday stories keep trickling in from me in the next time. I know it's a bit late, but I somehow feel like doing so. ;-)

[dawn_felagund]

Oh, please don't worry about late comments! I love them, no matter when! Plus, a lot of these stories will (eventually, in a time and galaxy far, far away) be revised, so it helps to have all the feedback I can, good and bad.

Honestly, I didn't expect anyone to read any of the stories but their own. That I've gotten so many comments is my holiday surprise! Thank you! :)

And I'm glad that you--along with others--have found my sick, perverse humor funny. I was worried about this one, as it was one of the later ones to inspire me, and I wrote it in literally an afternoon, with one revision. And it's not a style I often take, on top of that!

So thanks again for reading and commenting! :)

[atanwende]

Honestly, I didn't expect anyone to read any of the stories but their own. That I've gotten so many comments is my holiday surprise! Thank you! :)

You're welcome! I have to confess I'm simply to curious to leave these out. ;-)

And I'm glad that you--along with others--have found my sick, perverse humor funny.

Funny? Funny?!?!? I was giggling like a madwoman all the time! :-D

[tarion_anarore]

Ooh, that is just too great!! Good thing I wasn't drinking while reading!

[dawn_felagund]

Oh dear! My husband would probably relate. He got to hear a five-minute diatribe over dinner tonight about a fandom incident. :D

I'm glad you liked this story--what a blast from the past this one is for me! It feels like ages ago that I wrote it. It was a fun story, though, and I'm glad it made you laugh ... with apologies to your husband. :)