Jesus was a Cylon

[davidology]

if all the christianity craziness is true, then Jesus had to be a Cylon.

How the hell else did he come back 3 days later? Upload speeds were just slower back in the day so they couldn't respawn as quickly (dial up).

mmm hmmm....

Jesus wasn't the son of any god. He was a frakking toaster.

jus' sayin'.

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[sublimevisions]

pleased to be wiping beer off my monitor. thank you