[voice: filtered to the Amestris]
Greetings, crew of the Amestris! This is Zeetha, daughter of Chump. A few of you I know, most I do not, so I think we should change that!... Now, I see only only three of you have also signed on as entertainers. Sophie, Mr. Wagner and uh... [there is a slight pause as she figures out how to prounounce this name, whose gender she also does not know] Wang Boo-ling. Did I get that right?
Anyway, with all the important types this ship seems to be collecting, I'm sure we're gonna have lots to do and we'll wanna do it right. So let's meet out on the deck, uh...outside the galley, let's say, and get to know one another. Anyone else who's interested in theater stuff, feel free to drop by too. I'll be press-ganging some of you eventually anyway, so the less you resist now the easier it'll be in the future. Oh, and uh, you'll recognize me by my long green hair and my swords. There shouldn't be two ladies like that aboard this ship. I look forward to meeting you!