Comments | datswhatshesaid: Lucky Number 4

datswhatshesaid

Lucky Number 4

Feb 13, 2010 19:38

Alright... Bell? Eyepatch? Gene? Fred? Castor? Koi? Derrick? Harry? I'm going to do one of you a favor. First come, first serve. Unless you're second and I'd rather do you the favor, then it would be "First come, second served."

Also, I'm looking for someone who can give me a good time. Come on Toushi! And maybe later I could meet up with you,Be ( Read more... )

boss knows business, needs help from homies, inspiration comes so easily, looking for booty call

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pimpcoatbankai February 14 2010, 01:42:13 UTC

Uh...

Why?

COME ONNNN TOUSHI COME ON datswhatshesaid February 14 2010, 01:48:13 UTC

Derrick! How would you like me to do you a favor?

Well he is SOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD you know pimpcoatbankai February 14 2010, 01:49:40 UTC

I'm not Derrick, I'm Toushi.

Why are you looking for me?

In the SOOOOOOO stressed? datswhatshesaid February 14 2010, 01:56:20 UTC

Oh! Okay. In that case, Toushi, I wanted to know if we could meet sometime. Probably sometime tonight.

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live_ringer February 14 2010, 01:56:52 UTC

Oh, this should be good.

What sort of generous favour is it that you're looking to hand out?

And... you're looking to Toushi for a 'good time', hm? Good luck with that one.

datswhatshesaid February 14 2010, 02:19:14 UTC

Gene! How would you like for me to come and live at your place?

Thank you, I hope it goes well. I wouldn't want to go home empty handed.

live_ringer February 14 2010, 02:22:28 UTC

My tiny little Section 1 flat filled with various sharp, rusty things found in the Scavenger's Yard and barely enough room for me to move in comfortably, you mean?

datswhatshesaid February 14 2010, 02:29:48 UTC

Well...

[Pause]

You know what? I'm going to put a hold on my offer, in case I find something else.

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burntorangesky February 14 2010, 01:57:20 UTC

Why, precisely, did you pick me as one of the people you want to 'do a favor' for? For that matter, what is this favor you are offering?

[A few pen taps.]

I am interested in knowing how you 'tested' these businesses. How exactly did they fail?

datswhatshesaid February 14 2010, 02:21:12 UTC

Because, Fred, you're my friend. And friends do favors for each other. What if I were to ask you if you wanted me to stay at your place?

How did I test them? I went in there and gave them something to work with. I presented them with a challenge. It wasn't too hard, but it wasn't easy. And most of them failed.

burntorangesky February 14 2010, 02:29:45 UTC

[A pause for laughter.]

I am very much afraid that my house, if I can even still call it 'mine' these days, is quite full enough already with four people living in it. You would have no place to sleep.

I see. [She is somewhat curious about what sort of 'challenge' he thinks he provided, but she's... just gonna let it go now.]

datswhatshesaid February 14 2010, 02:46:13 UTC

Well... I'm sure there's room on the floor. Maybe on a couch. I'm sure one of them wouldn't mind.

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unevoked February 14 2010, 02:09:07 UTC

Is this gonna be gay? If so, no.

datswhatshesaid February 14 2010, 02:21:50 UTC

No, it's not going to be gay. It's going to be perfectly straight.

What if I were to offer to live at your place, with you?

unevoked February 14 2010, 02:23:55 UTC

Think I'd just put myself outta my misery.

Besides, I live at Inara's place. Ain't my call.

datswhatshesaid February 14 2010, 02:36:48 UTC

And there's nothing wrong with that. Everyone deserves to be happy.

Well... Maybe you could ask Inara, then, if I could come over.

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smokesordie February 14 2010, 02:17:15 UTC

What's the catch?

datswhatshesaid February 14 2010, 02:25:23 UTC

The catch is there is no catch. How would you like for me to move in?

smokesordie February 14 2010, 02:28:03 UTC

Oh, yeah, that'd be awesome, except for like. Zombie would kill you. No joke.

datswhatshesaid February 14 2010, 02:38:59 UTC

Really? Well... Are you sure? Could you double check?

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