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datlowen

Adventures & Misadventures

Apr 05, 2006 15:12

Abstract

Mr. Mister should have an honorary degree. AREN'T I FUCKING ADORABLE?? I watched wy too much Murder, She Wrote as a child, and know way too much about Angela Lansbury generally. Today's word of the day makes me har. Because I am four. I had an adventure! I was in New York! I FedExed something! I reminisce about one of my favoritest books ( Read more... )

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road_to_hell April 5 2006, 19:38:00 UTC

If it ever comes up, this is when I decided you were one of the funniest people I never met:
I HAVE FOUR TONYS!!! TALE AS OLD AS TIME!!! Oh, fuck you all.

Oh and (it's no brown and sticky, but it's pretty close!)
A STICK!!!

Ok, so what are your top five books?

datlowen April 5 2006, 20:50:33 UTC

OH MY GOD 50 YARDS WTF IS THIS A MARATHON?!@?

jgesteve April 5 2006, 20:56:29 UTC

Maybe at the Special Olympics < / goes to hell >

datlowen April 5 2006, 21:07:55 UTC

And what's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being a fucking retard in the first place!

SORRY ABOUT THAT

right there on Hell Bus

jgesteve April 6 2006, 02:01:49 UTC

right there on Hell Bus

Dude... you are so driving the bus... that makes you a psychopomp! I love the word psychopomp, it's just cool... though not to be confused with psychopump which would be a substitutiarily locomoted high-heel. I need to cut down on the sugar...

datlowen April 6 2006, 02:48:00 UTC

Or a psychopimp! It must be really hard out there for a psychopimp.

eme_kah April 6 2006, 15:46:55 UTC

BLAM?!! You mean after going through the hell that was WWI, the dude got hit by a bus?! BLAM?!!11

That's like the ending of that horrible book that the Jaydawg read back in dickety-doo where the hero and the heroine pine for each other for 300 pages and finally when he gets it and decides to go for it instead of pining after her a la Amelie, he serendipitiously sees her across the street, calls out her name and as she runs to him a la those old feminine hygiene commercials, she gets hit by a bus and dies. The End.

datlowen April 6 2006, 15:49:02 UTC

>BLAM?!! You mean after going through the hell that was WWI, the dude got hit by a bus?! BLAM?!!11

Well, kind of. Somehow it's not trite, though.

>she gets hit by a bus and dies. The End.

Someone seriously wrote that book? Seriously? Ew.

eme_kah April 6 2006, 15:56:47 UTC

YES!! C'mon it was a totally original surprise ending. Come on, now. And, no, that someone was not ME. I would've had the heroine hit by the bus MUCH MUCH earlier and then she would've communicated with him via a Ouija board or something and then he would've been all frustrated and stuff bc he was so in love and then he would've done the ultimate sacrifice for love and ran in front of a bus so that he could joing his Beloved in the hereafter except that it turns out that she went to Purgatory and he went to Heaven for being such a shlub and they never meet EVER ( ... )

datlowen April 6 2006, 16:04:26 UTC

You have a sick sick mind, Eme Kah. I love it.

datlowen April 6 2006, 15:49:50 UTC

ALSO HI WE MISS YOU!!!

eme_kah April 6 2006, 15:59:00 UTC

Aww, I miss you, doll. Even if you're a bad homo. And even if now I'm all cross-eyed after reading your lj entries and all the corresponding replies.

datlowen April 6 2006, 16:01:19 UTC

giving you a cookie

oh, and road_to_hell April 5 2006, 20:06:30 UTC

Does that awful joke have to do with an old lady?

Re: oh, and datlowen April 5 2006, 20:13:52 UTC

What awful joke? I've already given you the most awful ones. Do I know any jokes about old ladies? Hmm.

Re: oh, and road_to_hell April 5 2006, 20:17:12 UTC

never mind, i read something wrong.

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