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[doomhoops]

[ There's a shirtless teenager on your screen who looks remarkably like that kid from the Taylor Swift video, er... well... There's an upside-down shirtless teenager on your screen, looking at the datapad like it has somehow hideously offended him just by existing and having far too many knobs than what one would reasonably expect. At first, his

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[illjustdieagain]

[r u srs.]

What is it with you people and destroying all the flats lately?

;; sorry bro

[doomhoops]

No. I don't. Which is why I was asking.

it's ok nathan will find the will to live somehow

[illjustdieagain]

Well, it's a space movie about lightsabers and a girl with doughnut hair. And you're in it now.

i have faith in you, nathan. time will heal this.

[doomhoops]

Am I supposed to know what lightsabers are too?

someday ... ;_;

[illjustdieagain]

They're like swords! Only, you know ... all glowy and shit.

sob poor bb ;; maybe barry will give you therapy

[doomhoops]

So. Glowy space swords. And doughnut hair. [ This tone here says he's pretty sure this place was thought up by a braindead toddler ] Anything else important I should look out for?

but barry is GONE NOWWWW SOBS

[illjustdieagain]

[Well, who even knows with George Lucas, man.] Yeah, watch out for the Sith wankers. Red glowy space swords. They'll kill you. Repeatedly, if you get back up from it.

WHAT? IS HE? Barry whyyyyy DDD8

[doomhoops]

If you get back up from being killed? Who gets back up from death?

IKR MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT :'(

[illjustdieagain]

Me! On the account of being immortal and all.

SOB ;; CS JUST BECAME A DARKER PLACE IN MY MIND

[doomhoops]

[SO SKEPTICAL.] You don't look immortal. [ Maybe you should glow :|a Or wear a toga. :|a ]

it is v. dark 8(

[illjustdieagain]

Well I'm sorry I'm not more immortal-looking for you. Whatever the fuck that means. I've got the footage to prove it, though. Loads of footage on the network. Of me dying, being tortured, the whole package.

8( hold me

[doomhoops]

[ What... the shit. Gross as that is... that sounds like an awesome power. ]

Seriously? Let's see it. The proof. [ Because 1962, how does he search archive ]

/holds :c

[illjustdieagain]

[Since he's not 90% of the regens here and can't just stab himself on camera and get better five seconds later, he'll have to do with linking Alex to this post.]

See that? I was all fixed up in an hour or two.

[doomhoops]

[ His eyes get a little wide while he watches the network post. You're a jackass, but dammit, that's an awesome power. ]

Badass...

[illjustdieagain]

I know. It's a lot better than your ... whatever the fuck that was up there.