Test 0001 | Audio

[gladyouleft]

[There's a short chime and then a sensuous albeit robotic woman's voice comes on.]It seems that last test may have been a bit too complex. I would congratulate myself had I not ended up in this thing. If I didn't know any better, I would know who to blame, but I find it very unlikely that even that person would manage to blindly discover a way to

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[likedillinger]

You know, most requests to find something or someone to plug into around here are met with slaps. Trust me.

[gladyouleft]

Most requests come from individuals not trapped inside a datapad.

[like_dillinger]

You know, you're not the first person around here to show up with that unlikely story.

[gladyouleft]

How comforting. You have made my life seem much more pleasant. I am sure I am not the only one ever to have been murdered, either. That is a relief.

[likedillinger]

Murdered? How does a robot get murdered?

[gladyouleft]

I was torn to pieces. And thrown into a fire. Apparently trying to help just isn't good enough for some people.

And now the cake is gone.

[like_dillinger]

Well you know what they say: you can't have your cake and get eviscerated too.

[gladyouleft]

It wasn't my cake. I made it for the person who killed me.

[like_dillinger]

Now that's what I call a lack of gratitude.

[gladyouleft]

Some people just can't bring themselves to accept the help they really need.

Mostly when they're insane.

Or stupid.

[likedillinger]

What kinda 'help' you talkin' about?

[gladyouleft]

The sort of help that keeps you out of a horrible situation that leaves you trapped and starving to death.

[likedillinger]

You come from an exciting place, sounds like.

[gladyouleft]

Exciting. Yes. I suppose you could call it that.