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[pratservant]

[It's a two-for-one special when the feed begins. The face in front belongs to a young man with dirty blond hair, aquiline nose and perfect jawline. And he seems to be shirtless.]

[The face peeking over his shoulder looks to be around the same age with dark hair and pale skin. Mostly ears and cheekbones beyond that. He's still stuck in one of

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[misterhotpants]

[Garrett's face is upside down on your screen.] Another prince? Apparently this Revan person is trying to make a collection.

[supercilious]

I am a part of no-one's collection.

[misterhotpants]

Well. Neither was I, until you popped up, but there's two of us now. Prince of where, incidentally?

You're somewhere in the heavens, by the way. Space, they tell me it's called. More specifically, the planet we're on is called Coruscant. The city's called Coruscant too, actually, but apparently it covers the whole planet anyway. Wherever you were before, you're not there now, and there is apparently no way of getting back.

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[supercilious]

Prince of-

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[incaution]

[Huh. This is interesting. Jo just arches her eyebrows and smirks.]

Good to see Prince Arthur and his boyfriend popped in to grace us little people with their presence on their way to -

[Yeah, no, she can't. She laughs.]

Go ahead and ask the robots for clothes. They'll get them for you.

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[supercilious]

[ Arthur gives Merlin the longest ever sidelong look. ]

The word you're looking for is manservant.

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[incaution]

[Don't worry guys, you'll both get a sidelong look from her too. She's trying so hard to be entirely serious about all of this, but it's so hard.]

Whatever you guys call one another in private is your own thing. I'm just trying to help you get some clothes, before you get stuck with every girl in town drooling all over that naked chest of yours.

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[supercilious]

[ Arthur blinks, and then smirks, bringing a hand up to the back of his neck. ]

Well!

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[pathtosacrifice]

[Even though both of them can probably hear her in the apartment :'|]

Sorry, you'll have to deal with space clothes, your highness. [She looks so amused as she says that.] And there's no way out. Welcome to your new home.

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[supercilious]

Space... clothes.

[ he knows the word space, as in, an area. and he knows the word clothes, the garments he is currently lacking. but together? nope, he's lost. ]

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[pathtosacrifice]

Space clothes! Like the sort of thing your friend is wearing at the moment. Only less uglier. Slightly less uglier, but you sort of need the credits to buy anything better.

[She smiles.] Oh, right. And you might as well get used to this. [She flips the camera towards the window to give him the wonderfully bright view of the outside world: made up of lights and loud noises and shiny machines.]

Like I said. Welcome to your new home.

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[pathtoatonement]

[Kyp is off screen, his voice echoing over Catty's datapad]

Did we just get new roommates?

[regeneracy]

Isle of the Blessed? [Yeah, she figures they'll get responses about their location and the clothes thing from tons of other people.]

[supercilious]

Do you know of it? It is... imperative, that I continue there as soon as possible.

[regeneracy]

Haven't heard of it, hence the asking. [She offers him a sympathetic smile.]

I don't think you're going to be able to get there any time soon, sorry. I've been trapped here for almost a year now, I think.

[supercilious]

I cannot spare a year. Camelot will fall. My people will-

[ he looks away, containing his fury. ]

I must return.

[choseherownway]

[Oh...attractive manchests, you keep happening on Lily's screen]

--Your surname wouldn't happen to be Pendragon, would it?

[supercilious]

Indeed. Prince Arthur Pendragon, of Camelot.

[choseherownway]

Oh, Merlin. That is--

[a pause] Do you know Merlin? [history nerd, coming atcha]

[supercilious]

[ Arthur looks over at Merlin. and then back to the screen. he raises an eyebrow. what an odd question. ]

Do you?