002- Guess who's back, back again....

[painhumbles]

[Well, here's a face that's been missing from the airwaves for a week, but he's back now and actually AT THE APARTMENT HE SUPPOSEDLY LIVES AT. Ooooh. Take note of your elusive roommate, roomies. He will likely be off to troll the masses and kill assholes for fun and profit and... More fun soon. Maybe.

He could talk about why he was gone, wax

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[incaution]

[THERE ARE NO WORDS OH MY GOD JO IS GOING TO KILL YOU.]

Guess this ruins Dean's dream of you being dead and long-gone.

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[painhumbles]

[SIGH. So much death for a guy who just got STABBED IN THE HEART BY HIS BROTHER. Bitches.]

Good to see Dean still has his dreams.

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[incaution]

Yeah, no thanks to certain angels flocking around and trying to constantly torment him. [YEAH YOUR SECRET IS OUT, BRO.]

So you figure the best way to come back from vacation is to screw around with the people that you like to mooch off of?

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[WELL, FINE. HE'S OVER THAT SECRET ANYWAY.] And I was doing so well keeping my wings covered and everything.

And I don't mooch. My screwing around is purely because I care.

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[incaution]

You're just lucky I like your brothers so much, or I'd be aching to pluck your feathers right about now.

[She's going to smile now. Not because she's not pissed, but because at least she knows that Gabriel is a mostly harmless dick.]

You know what, even if I look like a big old demon racist right now? I don't care. I'm at least being honest and show that I protect people.

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[painhumbles]

By making the demons and monsters look like second-class citizens- yeah, I know the angle. Thankfully, most of us don't care or else there'd be a protest rally in your future. Some demon might end up riding a bus full of Appalachians and refuse to give up her seat.

[incaution]

What? They don't get to be any class citizens. They kill people, they don't get to be anything but things that kill people. I thought angels were supposed to see and know things like this. And y'know, maybe want to protect innocent people from things that kill them.

[painhumbles]

You have this adorable notion of angels that never got past the Precious Moments stage. But I'll play ball. Innocent people getting hurt or killed? Hell, I'm all over that when humans do it to each other, so why would I care what you do to protect your own against them. It's when you mooks think killing everything with fangs is the best insurance that I start wondering when the burning pentagrams on someone's lawn come in.

[incaution]

Why is this the third time in a week a grown man has mentioned Precious Moments to me? It's seriously freaky. [Yeah, that is...what she got out of that, Gabriel.]

I'm just about to be all over agreeing to disagree, 'cause everyone involved in this damn argument is too set in their own ways to admit they could be anything but right. [That includes herself, but she's not going to say it because she's too worked up rn.]

[painhumbles]

And that's why you don't get into arguments over the internet, kids.

[incaution]

Yeah, consider the lesson learned. Now I remember why I like to not use this damn thing.

[likedillinger]

Girl's got a point. [Yeah, Dean just leans suddenly over her shoulder, hovering there to raise his eyebrows accusingly at you, Gabe.

He can't help it if Jo being self righteous and Republican about hunting shit turns him on, ok.]

[incaution]

[Oh hey, Dean. There you...finally are. After she's been arguing with Buffy and this douchebag alone. All night. She's gonna glance up at him and look so unhappy with life.]

Look at what the controversy drug in.

[painhumbles]

Oh good. Stewart, Colbert. You have the floor. Show me the error of my ways with your flawless logic.

[incaution]

I never said it was flawless, jackass.

[painhumbles]

Dean, your girlfriend is swearing at me. Make her stop.