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[only_mostlydead]

[Shepard still looks disheveled for the most part, her hair a mess. She runs her fingers through it, more out of irritation than a need to straighten it.]

What the hell is the problem with all of you? [Yeah. She saw those entries, and it's clear from the state of her bedroom that people have been camping out around here. Seriously, you assholes.]

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[hellodeadpeople]

For the record, I went no where near your bedside, even through your dumbass Turian's sad attempts at convincing me to. But glad to see you're awak-- SON OF A FUCK.

[only_mostlydead]

Jack, you're my favorite. I owe you a drink. You can even take a spin on my new swoop bike.

[hellodeadpeople]

[ FUCK. YES. ]

Damn right I am. You owe me more than a goddamn drink. Did you see the shit I had to endure? And I didn't even start offing people seeing as you hadn't officially kicked it yet.

[only_mostlydead]

I owe you a bar. A whole damn bar. [She pinches the bridge of her nose.] You'd think I had died.

[hellodeadpeople]

Acceptable. I'll take it. [ a snort ] We even had people assuring them you'd be up in a week, but half the crew was bent on making a sappy, puke-worthy scene over it.

[only_mostlydead]

Good. [Sigh.] And publicly, too.

[hellodeadpeople]

So is this the part where we fire them all and replace 'em with droids or lobotomized meatshields?

[only_mostlydead]

No, we still need them. [A smirk.] Droids can't do what they do.

[hellodeadpeople]

Some of them at least. [ Aww, warm fuzzies she'll never admit to, Shepard ] Better having Vakarian running cover fire for me than some moron off the street, at least.

[only_mostlydead]

[A pause.]

Learning a new ventriloquist act, Jack?

[hellodeadpeople]

Aw, fuck, if she's not effected too I'm gonna be pissed-- It's Revan's latest group bonding experiment. Thoughts getting projected out loud. It's balls.

[only_mostlydead]

[Oh. Thank everything she's not affected. It's too soon to reveal to them the threat.] Guess you're going to be pissed, Jack.

[hellodeadpeople]

[ Grooooan ] I'm kicking Revan in the nads when we get to him.

[only_mostlydead]

[All the laughter, Jack. All of it.]

[hellodeadpeople]

I'm gonna start making a list, you know. Of people in this shithole who need to be sterilized via my foot to their dainty parts.

[only_mostlydead]

Enjoy your list, Jack.