★ First Calculation [Voice]

[ontheirknees]

I have been made aware that this program holds the parameters necessary for communication. I am hoping that this is in fact correct. [The voice is female, but there is also an almost mechanical quality to it.It is my observation that this room is locate on neither deck of the Normandy, nor am I able to access any of the ships systems through my

Comments

[likedillinger]

[that is one sexy voice] You could always try hopping down. You need someone to catch you, you just let me know.

[ontheirknees]

I cannot. Hopping down would be logistically impossible.

[likedillinger]

What, you don't have any legs? [tact, what is that]

[ontheirknees]

Correct. Unless there is a function in this datapad I am unaware of, I am without a means to move on my own.

[likedillinger]

Droids can probably get you a ... hover chair or somethin'.

[ontheirknees]

...I am in the datapad. [Blatant works.]

[likedillinger]

Guessin' you don't mean you're a killer contortionist. [Dean's dreams: poof]

[ontheirknees]

No, that is not what I mean. [Sorry Dean. Just wait till she gets her hot droid body.]

[likedillinger]

So you're what, a computer program? Like ... Minesweeper?

[ontheirknees]

A computer program, yes. Though I am not at all like Minesweeper. I am an AI.

[likedillinger]

... Artificial Intelligence, right?

[ontheirknees]

...That is correct. I was built to aid those on the Normandy.

[likedillinger]

The Normandy? Why do they get a freaking Knight Rider ship?

[ontheirknees]

Yes, the Normandy. I was designed specifically for a recent mission we undertook.

I am not sure this is comparable to Knight Rider. [8| More like she could beat the metaphorical pants off Knight Rider, but you know.]

[likedillinger]

What kinda mission?