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[dragyoutoglory]

[Wrex slowly sits up from the bed he's been placed on, completely 'naked', his natural armored plating showing as clearly as the bright red crest on his head. He looks pissed. Then again, krogan generally don't look happy a good portion of the time.]

Well this is new.

[And most definitely not the nuclear winter-worn krogan homeworld Tuchanka.

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[hellodeadpeople]

I didn't order a krogan. [ Call out to the rest of the apartment ] Did you, Shepard?

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[dragyoutoglory]

[Stare.]

Urdnot Wrex. One of the last krogan battlemasters. Helped Shepard bring down Sovereign and Saren.

[You know Shepard, that's the only reason he's being civil.]

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[hellodeadpeople]

Oh, so you're one of the old crew. Your boy Kaiden's here too.

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[dragyoutoglory]

Saw him already. And he's not mine, he's Shepard's. What about Liara, or the quarian.

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[hellodeadpeople]

Whatever. Liara, no. Tali, yes. Plus Garrus, Mordin, Thane, the Superbitch from Omega, our own personal flashlight head, Legion, and Tali's militant buddy, what's his ass.

Oh, and Joker, but we ignore him most of the time anyway.

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[dragyoutoglory]

[Only one of those names caught his attention. That name being 'flashlight head'.]

There's a geth here? Why hasn't it been shot yet.

[The whole split between the geth is not something Wrex knows about.]

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[hellodeadpeople]

Yeah, and he's our geth, so back the fuck off, slugger. There was some faction split with them and Legion got sent to help Shepard take out the Collectors.

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[dragyoutoglory]

Must be a special geth, then, if you're not only protecting it, but it has a name too.

[Wrex is still skeptical, though.]

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[hellodeadpeople]

[ No one is special to Jack ever, you stfu >B( ] A robot's a robot. Like I said, faction split. The name was just convenient.

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[dragyoutoglory]

[You may be small, Jack, but you've got spunk. Wrex respects that.]

Let's hope I don't run into it in the hallway, then.

[Reflexively trigger-happy toward geth. Not his fault.]

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[hellodeadpeople]

Shepard'd be pretty pissed if you fucked up her fancy Quarian toy, so yeah, let's hope. [ Hypocrisy, thy name is Jack ]

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[1183_geth]

We appreciate your protectiveness of us, Subject Zero.

[Legion is always listening, brosis.]

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[hellodeadpeople]

I will rip your arms off and reattached them at your ass, robot.

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[1183_geth]

Shepard-Commander would disapprove of that course of action.

[And the geth would too.]

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[hellodeadpeople]

Shepard-Commander will get over it.

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[1183_geth]

Unlikely.

[They can offer precise probability estimates.]