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The First; Audio

Sep 30, 2010 20:57

[There is some rustling and random buttons being pressed. Someone has discovered his data pad ( Read more... )

castiel

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likedillinger October 1 2010, 04:07:25 UTC

An 'angel of the lord' huh?

Maybe this is heaven after all.

Where's your harp and toga?

the_rapturing October 1 2010, 04:30:49 UTC

This is definitely not Heaven.

And I am not a Cherub. I am a ranking officer in my garrison.

likedillinger October 2 2010, 02:45:48 UTC

Yeah, heaven should definitely have more lap dances.

Oh, right, sorry. Didn't see your giant flaming sword there.

the_rapturing October 3 2010, 08:32:14 UTC

That is a very impious thought. There are no such things in Heaven.

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thatdemonbitch October 1 2010, 04:07:33 UTC

Yeah, and I'm the Queen of Sheba.

Look, Featherbrain, if it had come with an instruction manual, anyone could use it. I suggest you invest in a tutor a la one of your roommates.

the_rapturing October 1 2010, 04:35:06 UTC

I do not believe you are. She's much less sarcastic than you.

If they gave me it, they should have told me how to use it. It is worthless without knowledge of its function.

thatdemonbitch October 1 2010, 04:39:15 UTC

Really? That's funny, 'cause it seems like it's doin' you some good after all, considering you got it to work this well.

Tell me you're not the brightest bulb on the angelic Christmas tree, 'cause you're not exactly givin' me a whole lotta hope on the "good of mankind" front if this is where the intelligence quota for Heaven caps out.

the_rapturing October 1 2010, 04:48:33 UTC

After some trial and error, I think I have discovered the basics of this device. It was not as complicated as it first presented itself.

I am a very competent warrior. However, we do not often deal with things such as this.

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incaution October 1 2010, 04:09:35 UTC

... didn't Dean teach you anything? Cas, you really need to work on keeping the whole angel thing a secret.

the_rapturing October 1 2010, 04:35:54 UTC

What do I have to learn from a human?

incaution October 1 2010, 04:50:32 UTC

How to set up a voicemail.

Badum Tsh XD the_rapturing October 3 2010, 08:30:57 UTC

Why would one send their voice in the mail?

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notbeatenenough October 1 2010, 04:18:42 UTC

... do you need a tutorial in how to use a datapad?

the_rapturing October 1 2010, 04:37:28 UTC

It could prove advantageous.

notbeatenenough October 1 2010, 04:51:37 UTC

First tip: don't push all the buttons at once. That's just gonna jam it up and then you'll be without one altogether.

the_rapturing October 3 2010, 08:29:08 UTC

How many buttons can I press at once to make it work?

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the_rapturing October 1 2010, 04:38:39 UTC

I am. And who are you?

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the_rapturing October 1 2010, 04:50:50 UTC

I have occupied a vessel in order to carry out my mission. Few humans are able to tolerate my voice, let alone my true form.

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