♁ Two Reapers Down ♁ | video

[only_mostlydead]

Distress signals... Now, this doesn't feel familiar at all.

And I didn't even need to probe a planet this time. [Shepard gives a broad grin, clapping her hands once, twice, three times even! It may be a different galaxy, but things never change.]

Normandy Crew, I think it's about time we got our asses moving, don't you? All this idle time is going to

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[choseherownway]

[Lily gives Shepard a tight smile] This is beginning to be a habit, but I'll take you up on that offer.

[only_mostlydead]

You get used to it after awhile.

[choseherownway]

I'm starting to notice that. If you don't mind, though, I'll pay my fair share. Running a ship is expensive, and I do have the funds.

[only_mostlydead]

If you're offering, I'm not going to turn you down. Too few credits are going around this place, and I've got a crew fighting over breakfast food.

[hellodeadpeople]

About freaking time. You know I can't rock this outfit if I go fattening up. Leather straps are a privilege, not a right, bosslady.

As for free rides... Just keep them on your side of the ship and they better not eat too much of the food stock or touch the guns.

[only_mostlydead]

I'll keep that in mind. Maybe you can just run up and down the staircase to keep fit in our down time.

My ship, my rules. I'm not charging people to go help someone in distress. We're the good guys.

[hellodeadpeople]

Or maybe I could do palettes! [This said in an obviously sarcastic, excessively cheery tone.] I'd rather get my exercise through ass-kicking, thanks.

Are we? Shit, when did I become so lame? Fine, whatever, so long as it's not coming out of my pocket.

[only_mostlydead]

[Have a large grin in return to your false cheeriness.] That's the spirit, Jack! Next goal: get you into real clothes.

When I attempted to break you out of prison, it went downhill from there. Nobody said it would be, now did it?

[nodaisybell]

Hey, speak for yourself. You and Jack hogging the cereal? Totally not cool.

Anyone else get the feeling this is going to end in a trap? I can't be the only one.

[hellodeadpeople]

If you touch my frosted flakes I will seriously cut you.

[only_mostlydead]

Keep fighting, and I'll stash you both in time out.

[hellodeadpeople]

...He started it.

[popaheatsink]

I was wondering when we'd get back to the basics. Doesn't feel right without us flying around the galaxy and answering every little distress call that you so much as trip over.

[only_mostlydead]

Be lucky that you have a commanding officer that cares so much for the people.

[popaheatsink]

Oh believe me, I'll never regret joining up with you.

[only_mostlydead]

Good to hear, soldier. I'd hate to find that out now after all this time.