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dataempire

ii data

Aug 25, 2009 23:12

I have been here for a week and kept myself, hopefully, unseen for the most part. With this camouflage, I have been able to come to the first conclusion in my theory. Most students are shacking up with their butlers or other student's butlers. There is a 84% probability of it.

For example:

( Findings )

shishido, echizen, oishi, sanada, yukimura, mukahi, ii data, saeki, hiyoshi, atobe, fuji syuusuke, ohtori, tezuka, thesis findings, kikumaru

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silverfromsteel August 26 2009, 04:19:27 UTC

I AM NOT SLEEPING WITH OISHI-SAMA

OR TEZUKA-SAMA

would people please stop saying that?

g0ldengreen August 26 2009, 04:20:39 UTC

He ... he really isn't! Are you sleeping with Eiji?

silverfromsteel August 26 2009, 04:22:31 UTC

NO!!!!

I'm not sleeping with anyone.

....where on earth did he get Kikumaru-san from, we're just friends!!!

dataempire August 26 2009, 04:31:15 UTC

Then let me ask you a question.

Are you sleeping with Kikumaru?

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awedprowess August 26 2009, 04:19:52 UTC

Your data is ridiculous. I am infatuated with no one, least of all Saeki.

dataempire August 26 2009, 04:26:12 UTC

Denial is the first step, Atobe.

Though, I seem to find that you are particularly interested in two individuals. The third you are using to get to one of the other two.

[muttering] I will have to look into the Saeki business once more.

awedprowess August 26 2009, 04:30:47 UTC

Saeki is there to be used.

dataempire August 26 2009, 04:32:04 UTC

I think not.

The probability of you using Echizen to get to Tezuka... 97% percent.

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orewasamurai August 26 2009, 04:21:12 UTC

...who are you?

Tezuka-senpai likes me.

[ooc: strikes deleted, of course. XD; He wants to tell himself that.]

dataempire August 26 2009, 04:24:16 UTC

Inui Sadaharu.

You must be Echizen Ryoma. Nice you meet you.

[muttering] Aa. I see. This is the boy Atobe and Tezuka are interested in. I think. Needs to drink milk.

orewasamurai August 26 2009, 04:25:27 UTC

Inui... senpai? Uh, yeah. Nice to meet you.

...And I hate milk.

dataempire August 26 2009, 04:29:18 UTC

Yes.

Probability that you will stay short: 95%. You should drink milk. Two glasses, three times daily. Unless you would like to try my Inui Super Calcium Remix Juice.

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daredemo_nai August 26 2009, 04:23:57 UTC

Most students are shacking up with their butlers?! O__o

dataempire August 26 2009, 04:24:58 UTC

Aa! Fuji Yuuta-kun. Mizuki is your butler, yes?

daredemo_nai August 26 2009, 04:31:37 UTC

No, I'm Mizuki-sama's butler.

dataempire August 26 2009, 04:33:00 UTC

My apologies. He is rather girly and I assumed he was a butler...

Saa, Fuji Yuuta-kun, how are relations between you and your master?

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hontonisekkachi August 26 2009, 04:26:04 UTC

WHAT'S THIS ABOUT PIYO AN' ME?!

At least it's not about Yuushi...

dataempire August 26 2009, 04:30:29 UTC

My, you have quite a large mouth. [writes down specifics]

[mutters] Hmm. Defensiveness. Yes, clearly a sign.

hontonisekkachi August 26 2009, 04:35:52 UTC

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

AND A SIGN OF WHAT?!

dataempire August 26 2009, 04:38:21 UTC

There it goes again. [mutters] I wonder if a whole apple could fit in there.

Nothing. Just research.

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