[Video] 4th Trick

[dashingloyalty]

[This post is coming to you live from the forest bubble. The camera is shaky, showing off where the user is. Abruptly, it's trained to her face. The face of a human.

A human with rainbow hair and purple eyes.

A human who is trying hard not to panic.]

Curse, right?

[And her voice is exactly the same as Rainbow Dash's.]C-can somebody, uh, I

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[magnetimous]

[So. Talking about people suddenly turned human. Have a poofy curly haired boy just staring at you. And damn, that dopey smile and stare act is just recognizable across species, right?]

woah.

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[dashingloyalty]

[It so isn't as weird as seeing Karkat as a pony. She's starting to not be quite as terrified of this as she used to be.]

You too, Gamzee?

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[magnetimous]

[Nothing is as weird as ponykat]

Haha, yeah. But's cool. I think we are all gonna have a fuckin' bitchtits time this week.

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[dashingloyalty]

[Dash chuckles.]

Yeah, maybe. Once I get some clothes on and, you know, get used to walking on two feet and having fingers of all things.

[A pause. And then she groans.]

And not flying. So not cool.

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[magnetimous]

Well, shit, yeah. I guess if you are all up used to flyin' then this shit ain't so dope, but hey, sis, humans got some wicked fuckin' shit too.

Like, you know what?

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[dashingloyalty]

[Dash gives him a curious look.]

What?

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[magnetimous]

Motherfuckin' belly buttons. I'm tellin' ya, sis. Shit's whack.

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[dashingloyalty]

[Dash chuckles.]

Yeah, I know, right? [She shifts.] Hey, question. How do you guys, like, walk without tripping over everything?

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[magnetimous]

I... don't know.

[No, seriously, Dash. Why are you asking Gamzee this? Gamzee]

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[dashingloyalty]

Blech, I'll ask Kanaya, then. She'll be here soon with some clothes.

[Because she doesn't know better. :D]

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[magnetimous]

It's just fuckin'feet, you know. You gotta all be gettin' your harsh on and show the motherfuckers who is fuckin' boss. Get your ask on for having them do the shit you want to. But sometimes they don't all listen and then you gotta roll with that.

Seriously. Roll. Less motherfuckin' bruises.

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[dashingloyalty]

Haha, that's good advice! I'll remember that when I start to take a tumble. How're you doin' as a human, Gamz?

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[magnetimous]

It's real fuckin' sweet. uh, still like tryin' to figure out what shit I am all up supposed to be doin' with this motherfucker, but it can't all be that motherfuckin' important.

[He unholsters his evoker gun to show her, still looking puzzled at it.]

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[dashingloyalty]

What in the hay is that?

[She's just as puzzled.]

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[magnetimous]

Haha, you sorta all fuckin' sounded like Equius.

[He shrugs, none too concerned.]

And I guess if this motherfucker all wants me to fuckin' know what it is being for, I'll find out.

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[dashingloyalty]

Heh, I'll take it as a compliment. He's not a bad guy from what I've seen!

[Dash nods.]

Yeah, makes sense to me. How do you like bein' human, Gamzee?