28: [Video] Hot For Teacher

[dashboardlite]

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So, uh. It's come to my attention that whenever events roll around, everybody's usually running through the halls like chickens with their friggin' heads cut off. So today we're gonna fix that, 'cause this is what I do for a living.

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[40410]

[ A solemn voice, undeniably interested. ] Does this stuff work here? Or just where you come from?

[ Because if it works here, even a little of it, then he is signing up for this class with the speed of a smashing rock. ]

[40410]

[ Blink and you'll miss it, but his expression is very briefly frustrated. The Operator hasn't left anything of the sort as far as Alex knows.

But he carries on asking as if this is all theoretical. ]

How d'you find it? They're not gonna hand you directions.

[dashboardlite]

[Dean snorts.]

What do I look like, a P.I.? You gotta look everywhere, dude.

[40410]

[ Oh boy, that helps... approximately not at all.

Alex looks frustrated for longer this time. ]

What if there isn't a body?

[ If the Operator ever had one, and he doubts it, it's not going to be in Wonderland. ]

[dashboardlite]

[Geez, dude, sound a little more tense, why don't you?]

Then you might be up shit creek. There are other methods, but some of 'em hafta be looked up. Kinda like exorcisms and banishing rites.