Who'll make his mark
The captain cried
To the devil drink a toast
We'll glut the hold
With cups of gold
And we'll feed the sea with ghosts
I see your hunger for a fortune
Could be better
Served beneath my flag
If you've the stomach
For a broadside
Come aboard my pretty boys
I will take you and make you
Everything you've ever dreamed.
Obscenely loud
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I ain't supposed to crack until a while from now, sweetheart, once this grog hits my liver.
It's Pirate Day.
[Unofficially.]
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Make me, landlubber.
[You don't interrupt a man's Pirate Day. It simply isn't done.]
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No one wants to hear your stupid shit so knock it off, jackass!
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See Dean not care.
See Dean turn up the music.
See Dean give you his middle finger and grin.]
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Well this is all very exciting! What's the occasion?
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[Another broad grin as he raises his glass.]
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Dean? What happened to you?
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[He laughs a little, looking down at his hand.]
Lost a couple things last week.
[Including part of his dignity.]
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[Not that that isn't bad enough]
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[Dean tips his hat back, tapping the eyepatch.]
This thing ain't for shits and giggles.
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> You are NOT going to adxmit that you might be a little jealous and that you might want an EYE PATCH for yourself. You also aren't going to acknowledge the fact that your mundane was going to put up a post of you digging through the attic and accidentally finding just that. You refuse. Especially now.
There's no way TWO people can look cool with eye patches. Then it would look like you were TRYING to match and that would just look tacky.
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You just wish you could look half as cool as me.
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all that shit is too flashy
you should wear something plain and serviceable
> Like something black and classy. Just not as classy as DROOG or there would be a problem.
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[DUH.]
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