You Did What?! [Phoenix/Miles, PG]
Title: You Did What?!
Pairing: Phoenix/Miles [AJ-era]
Type: fluff
Rating: PG
"You hit a telephone pole."
"With my head."
"With your...!"
"Yup."
"You hit a telephone pole with your head!?"
"That's what I said, Miles. You really gotta listen more carefully, you know."
"...I heard you just fine! You hit a telephone pole..."
"Milleeesss. I'm fine. Just a sprained ankle."
"You hit a telephone pole with your head!!!"
"And I'm fine." The voice on the other end of the line chuckled, amused. "You worry too much."
"Not enough, apparently." Miles Edgeworth rubbed his temples. "Where are you?"
"Hickfield Clinic. You gonna come visit?"
"Of course. Don't be ridiculous."
"I told you I'm fine."
"You're not fine, you hit a telephone pole with your - "
"Okay, okay! We get the picture." Phoenix's voice was endlessly amused.
"I'll be there in five minutes. Should I bring anything?"
"You got any books or DVDs? I'm kinda bored..."
Miles smirked. "I could bring over some Steel Samurai..."
"Oh god, anything but that."
"But Phoenix, we can cuddle on your hospital bed and watch old cartoons and tell each other how much we - "
Phoenix interrupted him with a laugh. "Yeah, yeah, whatever you want, Miles. I'm stuck here anyway. Totally at your mercy."
There was a silence as Phoenix could practically hear the smirk widening on his lover's face.
"They told me to rest, you know."
"Oh, I know. Don't worry. You'll be quite rested." Grin. "Be there in five."
"See you soon."
"Love you."
"Love you too."
Pairing: Phoenix/Miles [AJ-era]
Type: fluff
Rating: PG
"You hit a telephone pole."
"With my head."
"With your...!"
"Yup."
"You hit a telephone pole with your head!?"
"That's what I said, Miles. You really gotta listen more carefully, you know."
"...I heard you just fine! You hit a telephone pole..."
"Milleeesss. I'm fine. Just a sprained ankle."
"You hit a telephone pole with your head!!!"
"And I'm fine." The voice on the other end of the line chuckled, amused. "You worry too much."
"Not enough, apparently." Miles Edgeworth rubbed his temples. "Where are you?"
"Hickfield Clinic. You gonna come visit?"
"Of course. Don't be ridiculous."
"I told you I'm fine."
"You're not fine, you hit a telephone pole with your - "
"Okay, okay! We get the picture." Phoenix's voice was endlessly amused.
"I'll be there in five minutes. Should I bring anything?"
"You got any books or DVDs? I'm kinda bored..."
Miles smirked. "I could bring over some Steel Samurai..."
"Oh god, anything but that."
"But Phoenix, we can cuddle on your hospital bed and watch old cartoons and tell each other how much we - "
Phoenix interrupted him with a laugh. "Yeah, yeah, whatever you want, Miles. I'm stuck here anyway. Totally at your mercy."
There was a silence as Phoenix could practically hear the smirk widening on his lover's face.
"They told me to rest, you know."
"Oh, I know. Don't worry. You'll be quite rested." Grin. "Be there in five."
"See you soon."
"Love you."
"Love you too."