An Easter miracle!

[darwinpolice]

Having forgotten to do so on Saturday, I checked my mail last night (not email... the real kind, in which you get actual things) and got a bit of a surprise. I make a habit of tossing a large number of unopened envelopes into the trash every day, since at least 90% of the "mail" that I get falls into one of three categories

1. redudant paper bills (

Comments

[night_poison]

The question is. . . which one of your ever so clever friends sent you that free sample? Cuz it's something you had to sign up for on-line.
I got the same exact thing in the mail cuz I signed up for it.
And you men are all the same. Lube does *not* automatically mean ass-spelunking. Tim gave me the same raised eyebrow "hey" look when he saw it. To which I had to break his heart.

[darwinpolice]

Right right right.

You're an enemy of God, Carrie.

[night_poison]

I'm doing the lord's good work.
Sodomy is a sin.
I only participate in the act of sexual intercourse for the purpose of procreation.
I don't enjoy it and it's *always* missionary position, as that is the least vile position.

The lord's good work. . .

[darwinpolice]

You forgot "with the lights out."

Sinner.

[dystempted]

yes, night_poison is correct. it's not only used in that area. don't be naive ;)

[darwinpolice]

I'm not being naive. I'm being assertive and goal-oriented. ;)

RE: Missing Children.

[maltlick]

Stop bugging me. I didn't take them. And the grainy, half-inch by half-inch picture taken five years ago does me no good.

Your kid either knows how to suck cock and loves teh smack or they're dead. Either way, I don't think you really want them back.

Re: RE: Missing Children.

[darwinpolice]

Your kid either knows how to suck cock and loves teh smack or they're dead.

Well, not always... but you know what they say about kids... they're such fast learners.

[darwinpolice]

Yeah, it seems like if you want a warming sensation, you should just forego the lube entirely and let friction do its job. heh

[trappedinabay]

Ewes like the warming stuff.

[darwinpolice]

[cobycaroline]

Silly postmaster. Doesn't he know the Lord of the Furries has no need for mortal lubrication?