If I'm lucky, I'll be struck by lightening.

[darthtall]

Greetings from kirbyisshibby's living room! We managed to somehow cram all my stuff in and still have a path from the door to the kitchen (which looks like it exploded, but in the fun, there's suddenly twice as much food, kind of way). We're going to put some of it into a storage unit in the basement sometime this week, I think, so that should help some. I

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[cakewotr]

Your "courageous participation in meetings"? Really? Like, what part of these meetings is not for the faint-of-heart? Because I'm pretty sure y'all just have a staff meeting, like, in the breakroom and everybody just sits there vaguely uncormfortable until it's over, right? You don't have to dodge enemy fire while digging a foxhole to have the meeting in, do you?

Can you put "my ass" for number four? Even if it's not true, that would be awesome.

[darthtall]

Oh my God, cakey, you do not even know. We all have to come up with "leadership stands" that start out "I am a courageous leader, and you can count on me to..." and *mine* is "bring energy and be active and aware in each moment" and it is SO MUCH BULLSHIT AADKOFJAOIDGJKLJKDASH. So, we're all courageous leaders, but apparently some of us are more courageous than others. I think the foxhole would be preferable.

Can you put "my ass" for number four? Even if it's not true, that would be awesome.

HA. Alas, it is truer than I would like.

I seriously want to bash my head on the wall. Like, let's be honest, most of my job could be done by a machine. Despite my loathing of customer service, people seem to like me. I'm very aware that I would probably be much worse off at a big national bank, but I really, REALLY do not care about our member-centric business model. Just pay me for the hours I'm there and stop making me think about work when I'm at home.

[worswos]

omg i love your icon it brings happyness