Comments | darqstar: Everything good that happens, the cats try to destroy.

darqstar

Everything good that happens, the cats try to destroy.

Mar 13, 2009 16:35

My toes are actually doing awesomely good right now, after last week. I still have those split thingies on them, but I was even able to walk on my toes for a few steps when I went to the doctor, Monday. So, I think I'm getting over that ( Read more... )

goten, chrissy, jesse james, heath, cat tales

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In my next life... I wanna be a cat dramatha March 13 2009, 22:22:48 UTC

Thank you for the giggle, albeit at your expense.

I believe your cats are conspiring your demise... they're just holding out for more cream.

Re: In my next life... I wanna be a cat darqstar March 13 2009, 22:52:06 UTC

I'm sure of it. Although why they would want me dead is beyond me. I feed them and take care of them. I do better than the husband at it too.

I haven't seen you around in awhile, how's it going?

paleoanthrop March 13 2009, 22:48:50 UTC

I think the critical mass for cats must be two. Once you get more than that, it is all over.

darqstar March 13 2009, 22:52:45 UTC

I don't know, I've had issues with two cats. I haven't had one cat for a number of years, but I'm sure if I did, that one cat would try to kill me too.

paleoanthrop March 14 2009, 00:59:32 UTC

Only if it was Goten.

darqstar March 14 2009, 01:38:46 UTC

I think if it were Jesse he might try too. Because I thwarted his decorating the house.

joscelin March 13 2009, 23:46:36 UTC

Another excellent telling of the adventures of psycho cat and company! My hubby and I hope you are not bruised and again say BHAHAHAAH at the telling! You really should put these all in a book!

darqstar March 14 2009, 01:40:15 UTC

Thanks. Me and another person were sorta working on a book and we had a bit of a falling out. I wrote to tell her the book was hers to do with what she wished, because she had put so much work into editing it and putting it together.

I never heard anything. Even when we made up, she never mentioned it. And I didn't want to mention it, because I was afraid it might bring up the issues that started the falling out.

paradisacorbasi March 14 2009, 02:47:00 UTC

You need to get them stoned on catnip stat.

darqstar March 14 2009, 23:50:33 UTC

Nooo, Catnip makes them crazier!

paradisacorbasi March 14 2009, 23:56:38 UTC

Really?

Mine get all laid back and contented and just lie there looking at the ceiling.

darqstar March 15 2009, 00:01:22 UTC

You're lucky, mine first try to kick the crap out of anything holding the nip, like a stuffed toy or whatever. Then, they run around the house with their eyes all wide and attack anything and everything that moves.

toxic_iguana March 14 2009, 17:08:29 UTC

Let's try an experiment.
I'll take Goten (13 lbs) for 3 days, and you take Afreet (20 lbs and same color) for 3 days.
Whoever survives longest gets $100.

darqstar March 14 2009, 23:51:47 UTC

You know as well as I do, that the moment we exchanged cats, your cat would act like the most well behaved kitty who ever lived, and Goten would fall at your feet, purring and acting like he's never had a mean thought in his life.

They would do it, just to drive us crazy.