Go Directly to Hell. Do Not Pass Go.
Adult Swim has done it again. From the people who brought you "5 minutes to kill yourself" comes the newest online Flash game.
Bible Fight
Oh. My. God.
... literally! Moses can call down a rain of frogs to kick the Virgin Mary's ass. Jesus and Satan can finally square off on the decks of the Ark. Noah can call forth a stampede to crush Eve. Choose your favorite biblical character, and settle the score for all eternity.
gieves and I nearly wet ourselves as we saw the promo on TV, went to the website, and played a few rounds. It's pretty much a certainty that when you win a fight (as Jesus) by swinging a giant cross around and through your opponent's (Moses') head, that yeah... if there's a Hell, you're going there.
I cannot believe someone made this. God bless the Internets.
Bible Fight
Oh. My. God.
... literally! Moses can call down a rain of frogs to kick the Virgin Mary's ass. Jesus and Satan can finally square off on the decks of the Ark. Noah can call forth a stampede to crush Eve. Choose your favorite biblical character, and settle the score for all eternity.
gieves and I nearly wet ourselves as we saw the promo on TV, went to the website, and played a few rounds. It's pretty much a certainty that when you win a fight (as Jesus) by swinging a giant cross around and through your opponent's (Moses') head, that yeah... if there's a Hell, you're going there.
I cannot believe someone made this. God bless the Internets.