It's Saturday night...you ain't got shit to do....

[darkyoung]

...so why not enjoy some late night cable access entertainment.

"Lets Paint, Cook, Jog & Play Chess!"

"Spirit of Truth"

"The Merrill Howard Kalin Show!"

Comments

[nerveux]

YOWY GAZOWY!!!

The way he's cutting up that tomato for the salad reminds me a lot of the omlette process during Ministry's video for "Over the Shoulder" - which used to give nightmares.

[the_firey_water]

Video #1 I love how the guy has gotten to a point where he flat out doesn't give a shit anymore. He's just like "fuck it, I ain't eating that shit". Also, he finally realizes that maybe this much multitasking isn't all that much of a good thing.

Video #2 I will beat Jesus into you, motherfucker! You best not mess with the lord or I will jack your shit up!

Video #3 I don't see the humor. The guy is teaching us how to make chicken and giving us some awesome impersonations as well as a violin demonstration without an actual violin. That's just down right brilliant.

[darkyoung]

I only wish our newscasts had the same production values that the cursing preacher had. Funk music beds that drown out phoners and extreme zooms with a static nature background are dope yo.

[the_firey_water]

Get Sean on that shit. He'll go for it.