And I thought my fanfiction days were over.
Over at fandom_rants on journalfen, overlord_mordax discussed his thoughts on yaoi reasons for disappointment with Twilight. Among the things he wrote was that Edward Cullen was "the Superman of "vampires". He's a pansy a goody-two-shoes who never has a moment of weakness."
I reacted with a snarky comment.
I have two urges right now. The first is to cruise through superdickery.com looking for Superman being a jerk. The second is to write a Twilight/Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines crossover in which Edward gets thoroughly dominated by Jeanette Voerman.
In case you're wondering who Jeanette Voerman is, she's this naughty female vampire.
I concluded with the following.
If you'll excuse me, I'll lie down until both urges pass.
Overlord_mordax ignored me, but three smutty fangirls piled on with "DON'T LET THIS URGE PASS. I beg you."
Looks like I'll be writing that crossover. I'm already doing research on Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines. That's the easy part. The hard part will be reading the Twilight books. Ugh.
I reacted with a snarky comment.
I have two urges right now. The first is to cruise through superdickery.com looking for Superman being a jerk. The second is to write a Twilight/Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines crossover in which Edward gets thoroughly dominated by Jeanette Voerman.
In case you're wondering who Jeanette Voerman is, she's this naughty female vampire.
Click to viewI concluded with the following.
If you'll excuse me, I'll lie down until both urges pass.
Overlord_mordax ignored me, but three smutty fangirls piled on with "DON'T LET THIS URGE PASS. I beg you."
Looks like I'll be writing that crossover. I'm already doing research on Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines. That's the easy part. The hard part will be reading the Twilight books. Ugh.