I haven't worn my leather jacket all week and it still smells like coffee. My Frye harness boots, my shoulder bag, the red pashmina I've been wearing like a scarf, and most of my arm warmers also reek of the imported 'spro from the Cafe Up North ( Read more... )

Oh, sheezus.

On Tuesday, I poured something that could've been a beautiful latte. The foam was all textured and silky and pourable and the espresso was behaving itself. Then, suddenly, I thought about the videos I'd watched the previous night of crazily meticulous baristi competing in the World Barista Championship in Tokyo, and I'd thought I'd ( Read more... )

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Subject: WHAT YOU ARE DOING?
Sally P to kitten@goddamnedengineers.com

KITTEN,

YOU GO OUT, WE GO DO THINGS TONIGHT. YOU DO THIS OR I KILL THE
STRAWBERRY CLAFOUTI. I WILL.

BOY THINKS THAT PILLOWS ARE JUST FINE. I THINK THAT THEY ARE
EXCELLENT. WHAT DO YOU THINK, KITTEN WHO MAY OR MAY NOT CAT WITH KITTIES?

Sincerely,

Sally Garcia Pseudonym

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I had this dream last night, or this morning, or yesterday, oh fuck it's, like, Saturday already ( Read more... )

Good evening, my dear little drunklings. This afternoon, I drank three beers too fast -- the third of which was a very chewy porter -- and decided that the apartment's too goddamned dichromatic. Really, you guys, it was gonna happen. There's a black couch, a black coffeetable, black bookcases, black media shelves, black comforter, black-and- ( Read more... )

Says Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg: "For the first time since Roe, the Court blesses a prohibition with no exception protecting a woman's health."

We've been fucked over again. Good morning!

. . . and I'm totally going to catch a matinee of Grindhouse at the Cinerama. Who wants to come?