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[darknessb4me]

[Whoever's on Arthas' communicator is humanoid but wrapped entirely in red and black. Behind him are two massive, rotting demonic wings. They snap open impatiently as he speaks and more skin flakes off the bone.

He sounds a bit like he swallowed Castlevania.]

Enough games. Tell me what you would have me do here.

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[flashy_magic]

Well. Aren't you an intriguing creature.

[thewheelofdeath]

What are you?

[flashy_magic]

I am Mab, queen of the fay.

[thewheelofdeath]

You look like a human.

[But well - he should know that doesn't mean anything.]

I have no facepalm icon.

[terminatefate]

...it's going to be a long flood.

[thewheelofdeath]

How long, pray tell?

[When does he get to go home :/]

[terminatefate]

Usually a few days. Just long enough to make trouble and piss everyone off. [Sarah debated saying and fuck my training routine up, but didn't.]

[thewheelofdeath]

Good enough.

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[raisedinabox]

[La la la roaming the halls, looking for all--AAAH OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?]

Halt! Go no further!

[John twists around and points his rifle at the TERRIBLE THING Coming down the corridor. He's... just going to stare at you in abject horror for a while now, bro.]

Oh-- Oh Gods truth, are you the Devil?

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[thewheelofdeath]

[Gorefiend creaks around to look at him - necks aren't really supposed to do that.

Pinkskins. The entire boat is crawling with them.

His Common is oddly-accented:]

Just a traveler passing through.

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[raisedinabox]

You-- you smell like sulphur, Sir!

Where is it that you travel from? Was it you who brought us here?

[Because this is the exact kind of shit the Devil would pull.]

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[thewheelofdeath]

Harmless magic. I found myself here just as you did.

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[wardennolonger]

[Bloody flames; Anders had never seen a darkspawn quite like this one before! He stands his ground mid-hall, wishing very much that he had his staff]

Return to the darkness from which you crawled, creature. I will not allow you to bring harm to those upon this ship while I draw breath.

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[thewheelofdeath]

[Gorefiend stares for a moment, then a brief noise like a garbage disposal with a rock caught in it emanates from under his wrap.]

Would that I could, human.

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[wardennolonger]

[It talks! Darkspawn don't talk! What in the blight is this thing?]

You're saying that you can't? There is a power that binds you?

[Suspicious, suspicious]

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[thewheelofdeath]

Thus far.

[He doesn't plan on letting that continue.]